No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg)
(https://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgwNDE1NzA3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTMyMTA2MDE@._V1_UX182_CR0,0,182,268_AL_.jpg)
It's on youtube. I dare anyone to watch this (NSFW)
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyV3JdPm6f0#)
Nukie :buggedout:
Zombie '90: Exterme Pestilence http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/?ref_=nv_sr_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103336/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
I downloaded it but haven't dared to watch it yet. I don't know if I even will. :question: I have watched a review that contained multiple clips. It looks BAD and the dubbing is even WORSE. One character is a nerdy looking white doctor, and the man who's voice they used sounds like more like Shaft.
Here's the review (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc93fAYmeU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syc93fAYmeU)
Welcome to Woop Woop (1997) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120491/?ref_=nv_sr_1 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120491/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
Completely bat s**t crazy Austrailian movie. Truly one of the weirdest/stupidest movies I've ever watched. A con artist escapes a deal gone wrong in New York and winds up kidnapped, drugged, and married into a family of freaks in the Aussie outback, in a strange town where nobody is allowed to leave. Complete with said freaks watching musicals and listening to show tunes through the whole movie, turning kangaroo road kill into dog food, and a giant Aboriginal spirit/ghost in the form of a Kangaroo at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq13ZoDWRIg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq13ZoDWRIg) The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, but the whole movie is on youtube.
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg)
Those movies ARE one this site...
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/)
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/)
I don't think anything by Larry Buchanan's ever made it on to this site....
In fact, I don't think any of the movies ripped off by Larry Buchanan have ever made it on to BadMovies.Org, which is a wee bit odd when you consider, The Polonia Brothers once did.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 08, 2018, 04:45:07 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 12:14:04 AM
No p0rn, obviously. If it was made by a real studio so much the better.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hoypa9FAdBs/UEqFUc57TxI/AAAAAAAACL0/IHYTQASCafo/s1600/cool_as_ice_poster_01.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/mgm-assets/assets/Title/1264715234/730/PosterFull-GARBAGEP-poster-001.jpg)
Those movies ARE one this site...
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/)
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/)
Oh, lord....
Hey- just do yer homework-all is forgiven... :wink:
Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts...
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on April 08, 2018, 08:41:54 PM
Whoever watched those movies to review them should get a set of purple hearts...
Andrew. The guy who started all this. He's gone now.
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces)
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces)
I'm just gonna take your word for that...
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces)
I think you win. :buggedout: That sounds like it takes bad to a whole new level. I'd have to be at gun point to watch that. Amazing that it has a DVD release when there are so many more deserving movies that don't.
Zombie Nation directed by Ulli Lommel
Gigli starring Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck
You could torture someone into seppuku if you put these two on repeat all day.
Quote from: retrorussell on April 08, 2018, 09:37:26 PM
WEDDING TROUGH (1974) aka VASE DE NOCES
A weird Belgian obscurity. A farmer falls in love with his pig and has babies with it. Too awful, and perhaps too sick for this site!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces)
Turns out there actually was an arthouse screening of it last month, as part of a retrospective of Belgian cinema. Only just found out about it.
So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke.
Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list.
FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY NIGHTMARE (2006) - This movie tries to be deep and artsy, but it ends up being . . . well . . . a bloody nightmare. Totally incoherent and nearly unwatchable. And I bought the damned DVD.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/D71Vlmj_M4o/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aep1Q0WdnhU/hqdefault.jpg)
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Quote from: Pacman000 on April 12, 2018, 11:54:57 AM
So it does exist? Honestly, until you said that I was wondering if someone made it up; Wilipedia has had hoax articles before, & some of the details sound like some sort of sick joke.
Anyways, I don't think anyone can top it, tho I'm inclined to count it as porn, making it intelligible for this list.
Well, it is a bona fide experimental art movie, so it is supposed to be unwatchable.
THE BLOOD SHED . . . just, don't. Spare yourself!