In Kansas this dude was found trying some auto-erotica (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/kansas-tailpipe-fan-478209)
QuoteAn intoxicated Kansas man may face criminal charges after he was found this week attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a parked automobile.
Police in Newton, a city 25 miles north of Wichita, responded late Tuesday night to a 911 call about a naked man beneath an automobile. The 24-year-old suspect, cops discovered, was trying to place his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle, which was parked outside an apartment complex.
The naked man was "oblivious" when contacted by cops, said Lieutenant Scott Powell of the Newton Police Department. Despite the presence of officers, the suspect continued to try and have sex with the tailpipe, said Powell, who added that the man was eventually tased and taken into custody.
Due to his impairment, the suspect was transported to a local hospital for treatment. The man's blood alcohol content was measured at .35, more than four times the .08 legal limit. Powell told TSG that the suspect has had previous contacts with the Newton police.
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/car-lover-in-roadway-disturbance-289531)
QuoteA woman who has been diagnosed with mechanophilia, a sexual attraction to vehicles and machines, recently caused a disturbance in her Pennsylvania neighborhood when she bolted from her home and chased after cars to which he was attracted, according to a police report.
Cops in West Norriton, a township about 25 miles from Philadelphia, received a call on April 18 about a woman running in the roadway who was being chased by two other females.
Officers determined that the pursuers were a pair of home health aides assigned to the woman who was running towards a Marshalls department store around 5:40 PM.
When cops approached the woman outside the store, she revealed her mechanophilia diagnosis, saying that she "was not trying to get hit by any cars, she was only trying to see them because she is attracted to them."
Vroom, vroom party starter....
I expect to see a list on Facebook listing the 'TEN MOST SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE CARS', and the alternate 'TEN LEAST SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE CARS'.
The unforgettable El Camino: The only car on BOTH lists.
(https://yeahmotor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/YM-Ugly-Cars-24.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on May 04, 2018, 10:50:37 AM
I expect to see a list on Facebook listing the 'TEN MOST SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE CARS', and the alternate 'TEN LEAST SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE CARS'.
The unforgettable El Camino: The only car on BOTH lists.
(https://yeahmotor.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/YM-Ugly-Cars-24.jpg)
I would just say whatever your feelings about the attractiveness of the Chevy Bolt that attempting to copulate with it is not recommended as it would be....shall we say....shocking.