Someone in Colorado (https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Woman-cited-after-urine-explodes-in-7-Eleven-12890792.php) found that out the hard way...
QuoteA woman in Aurora, Colorado was cited by police officers Thursday after allegedly damaging a microwave at a 7-Eleven by placing a urine sample in the microwave, causing the urine to "explode."
According to a report from the Aurora Police Department obtained by 9 News, officers cited Angelique Sanchez, 26, who was found waiting for a physical and urinalysis at a health clinic a half-mile north of the 7-Eleven.
This prompted the clerk to call the police, who were able to locate Sanchez at the health clinic waiting for the tests for a future job. According to the report, Sanchez told an officer that "she had cleaned up the mess and did not understand the problem."
"It appears that whoever was on his/her way to do a drug test did not feel that it was warm enough, so they decided to microwave it at 7-Eleven," Beaverton Police Spokesperson Mike Rowe said at the time.
*Trevor reads post, tries same with own pee sample, blows up microwave* :buggedout: