Text only | Text with Images

Badmovies.org Forum

Other Topics => Off Topic Discussion => Topic started by: Trevor on June 26, 2018, 02:38:51 AM

Title: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on June 26, 2018, 02:38:51 AM
I need help squeezing it: any volunteers?  :wink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Chainsawmidget on June 26, 2018, 09:41:40 AM
You can't just ask for volunteers without letting people know if you need their own Haz-Mat suit or if you're going to provide one.
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: The Burgomaster on June 26, 2018, 06:09:46 PM
I'll do it. But only if I can keep whatever comes out when I squeeze it.
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: bob on June 26, 2018, 09:25:11 PM
I blame the undies for this
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on June 27, 2018, 02:38:04 AM
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on June 26, 2018, 09:41:40 AM
You can't just ask for volunteers without letting people know if you need their own Haz-Mat suit or if you're going to provide one.

Some pincers will do fine, thanks.  :wink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on June 27, 2018, 02:38:32 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on June 26, 2018, 06:09:46 PM
I'll do it. But only if I can keep whatever comes out when I squeeze it.

Thou art welcome  :twirl: :wink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on June 27, 2018, 02:39:10 AM
Quote from: bob on June 26, 2018, 09:25:11 PM
I blame the undies for this

I bought some new ones on the weekend so  :wink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on June 27, 2018, 12:58:33 PM
Trevor, you have your own personal bum. Is this a South African thing only, or can we who are here in the U.S., get our own personal bum, too?
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: RCMerchant on June 27, 2018, 01:00:52 PM
Just BURN IT. Burn it all. I mean all of it.
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Bushma on June 27, 2018, 02:02:08 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/J8NuYrx.gif)
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 27, 2018, 07:44:49 PM
Eat a huge bowl of chiil with boiled eggs and cheese in it, the resultant explosive shock waves might rupture it. Be careful about open flames tho, you don't want to end up like the last guy who tried this to rupture a boil.

(http://img12.deviantart.net/b089/i/2011/086/b/f/rocket_fart_by_booboy3-d3cn6go.jpg)

The 300' sudden ascent may have been fun, but the 300' fall to death wasn't. Either make sure there are no ignition sources around, wear a parachute or save some to use like a retro rocket just before impact.
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Allhallowsday on June 28, 2018, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 27, 2018, 01:00:52 PM
Just BURN IT. Burn it all. I mean all of it.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: RCMerchant on June 29, 2018, 01:04:27 AM
This whole thread should be burned to the ground. And the ground sowed with salt.  :drink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on June 29, 2018, 01:38:01 AM
Trev, you're in luck! American scientists have just developed a machine exclusively for pimple squeezing.

(http://www.modelermagic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/B9-robot-009-500x375.jpg)
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on July 02, 2018, 05:48:43 AM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on June 27, 2018, 12:58:33 PM
Trevor, you have your own personal bum. Is this a South African thing only, or can we who are here in the U.S., get our own personal bum, too?

My family in the USA are more than entitled to their own personal bums  :wink:
Title: Re: Got this huge pimple on my bum
Post by: Trevor on July 02, 2018, 05:49:32 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 27, 2018, 01:00:52 PM
Just BURN IT. Burn it all. I mean all of it.

:bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Text only | Text with Images