She's just a few months old, but she knows that Uncle Sprite is a bad influence who introduce her to MST3K, Manos the Hands of Fate, the ways of the Force, and how to play euchre. (Her daddy who homebrews will be the one who teaches her about good beer and not watered down mass produced p**s).
You're lucky. Some of the coolest people I've ever known have been babies.