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"I just LOVE bathing in filthy water!"
Remember, use an ENTIRE BOX of MURKY-X soap crystals each time you bathe. The man in your life'll love it!
For that beautiful PG rating, use CLOUD WATER® for your bathing scenes!
This ain't water. This is BEER.
SOYLENT SOUP!