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"Hey, Bandit. I think I just felt your airbag inflate."
Is this a stick shift or are you just happy to see me?
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If you thought texting while driving was bad wait til you see f**king while driving.
Miss, this isn't what I meant by giving road head.
Hey John, would a guy going past at 90 with woman in his lap interest you?
Nah, we're just looking for the all weirdos going 10-200.