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The Lesbians from Mars believed their luminous dildo helmets would attract human women to aid them in their invasion of earth.
Invasion of the Lite Brite Women
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The new proposed First Order Stormtrooper armor.
The lien invasion was going as planned until a very astute observer deduced the invaders had an irrational and overwhelming terror of the dark. Once a sonic device was created that produced a note which shattered their helmet light arrays during a night battle the war was won.
Quote from: sprite75 on November 03, 2018, 11:54:29 AM
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While the armor was superior, the sconce ray couldn't hold a candle to the Zippo Windproof ray!
Meanwhile Captain James T. Kirk is looking at the weapon the lady is holding with covetous desire.
Still better armor than a stormtrooper...