Post the best quotes from the short-lived tv series (only 6 episodes; viewers generally didn't get the subtle humor) POLICE SQUAD and the film spinoffs, THE NAKED GUN and its sequels! Obviously, much of the dialogue will involve Leslie Nielsen. Hell, maybe that can be a spinoff thread, just Leslie Nielsen best quotes? But for now:
POLICE SQUAD episode 1: The Broken Promise/A Substantial Gift
Frank Drebin: We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.
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