https://www.wspa.com/news/-bot-writes-bizarre-script-based-on-1-000-hours-of-hallmark-christmas-movies/1666784305 (https://www.wspa.com/news/-bot-writes-bizarre-script-based-on-1-000-hours-of-hallmark-christmas-movies/1666784305)
"The 'bot' decided to set its movie in a small-town snow globe refillery(?) and features a widowed mother refilling snow globes with Christmas juice (the 'bot's' words, not ours)."
The embedded video shows couple of journalists trying to read the script without cracking up. There should be spoiler warnings, though, as they disclose a MAJOR secret about Santa.
Oh, come on, rev. We all know Santa is actually Dr. Who.
Sounds better than any Hallmark movie I've seen so far.