Share your favorite personal riffs on bad movies.
Frankenstein meets the space monster. When the Evil Dr. Nadir is explaining conditions on mars after a global nuclear war.
"The lucky ones are dead."
Me: "Is he talking about the audience? "
" Of the rest, some will go mad. The others will slowly rot away and die in gradual agony "
Me: "He's definitely talking about the audience. "
BREEDERS:
[B-movie actress is hospitalized and being questioned by a detective about her traumatic alien rape]
"I can't remember..."
Me: My next line!
"I can't remember!"
Me: My next line!
Gappa the Triphibian is so predictable, it just come so naturally....
The camera pans past a silent radio
Me: DEAD AIR! DEAD AIR!
A guy fishing sees lights in the water
ME: Hey, you caught a Buick.
A party scene right before Gappa's parents show up
ME: Who is strangling the cat?
Gappa's parents poke their heads out of the water
ME: Alright! Let's go step on something!
I could go on & on, but you really need to see it for yourselves.
In Manos, when the father goes after the dog and finds it dead:
"Well there goes the talent."