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Title: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 28, 2019, 10:53:42 PM
You are going be bitten and turned into either a werewolf like in the howling,  or a vampire like in "interview with the vampire".


So basically you'll still have your mind and personality,  even in werewolf form.

Which do you choose?
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 28, 2019, 10:57:21 PM
Easy. Werewolf, so I don't have to be immortal.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 28, 2019, 11:21:59 PM
Werewolf.....
I'd have an excuse, and I'd use it! >:)
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: indianasmith on January 29, 2019, 12:22:25 AM
I find immortality appealing, but Anne Rice's vampires are WAAAAYYY too whiny for my taste.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  :wink:
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: claws on January 29, 2019, 11:50:57 AM
Changing into a werewolf seems to be a painful ordeal each time. Bones cracking, stretching, screaming, crawling on the ground etc. Plus you need a new set of clothing (rrrrrrrips) every month. And the "fun" of being a werewolf lasts what, a couple of hours before you wake up nude who knows where.

Vampire it is.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Alex on January 29, 2019, 02:14:05 PM
How about a vampiric werewolf?

And randomly, what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf? Does it turn into a human every full moon?
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on January 29, 2019, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  :wink:

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 29, 2019, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  :wink:

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.

Hey- I'm a still a pretty snappy clothes rack! Though I have to have me girlfreind here cut my hair- mirrors, ya know.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: WingedSerpent on January 29, 2019, 07:57:09 PM
Werewolf

that way  I can still enjoy Italian food.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Alex on January 31, 2019, 09:07:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.

Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/)
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 02:36:28 PM
Quote from: Dark Alex on January 31, 2019, 09:07:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.

Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/)

:hatred: *&%$#@!  :hatred:
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Pacman000 on January 31, 2019, 03:12:33 PM
But...don't werewolves become vampires if not properly buried?

If I get to keep my mind, I'll go with werewolf; drinking blood sounds distasteful.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 11:34:11 PM
Werewolf, because I could clean my teeth just by eating a dog biscuit.
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: claws on February 02, 2019, 10:04:55 AM
Quote from: Pacman000 on January 31, 2019, 03:12:33 PM
If I get to keep my mind, I'll go with werewolf; drinking blood sounds distasteful.

Well, werewolves eat raw bloody human meat which doesn't sound very appetizing either  :wink:
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: ER on February 05, 2019, 09:28:40 PM
Vampire, no question. I am so not into body hair, and being hairy every fool moon like a lycanthrope? Nah. Plus I'm already pale, so if I was a vampire I'd have the right makeup already on hand.

Soap box moment: It used to bug me that in the mythology on Buffy, vampires were not the original person, but a demon which filled the void in the body left after the victim's soul departed. The new vampires had the personality and memories of the person they replaced, but they were not the original individual. (Sort of like a Star Trek transporter.)
Title: Re: Vampire or werewolf?
Post by: Bushma on February 06, 2019, 06:47:12 AM
Let's see how would those pickup lines go?

Vampire @ Goth club:
Vampire: "Hey, how about I take you home rip out your throat and drink you life essence as you slowly fade away to darkness?"
Goth Chick: "Now, let's do it now!"

Werewolf @ ... Dog Park(?):
Werewolf: "Hey, how about I take you home get all hairy and hump your leg?"
Soccer Mom: *Removes pepper spray from purse* "I'm calling the police."

Yeah, vampire wins.