Then El Paso Zoo has just the thing for you...
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/el-paso-zoo-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-feed-to-meerkat-valentines-day-feb-14/?fbclid=IwAR20hhkz7_KGem0Z46LlucxHNO-kHnxG6w8jBjX6LUrwRZcwfsx5QMwWqz4 (http://www.cbsnews.com/news/el-paso-zoo-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-feed-to-meerkat-valentines-day-feb-14/?fbclid=IwAR20hhkz7_KGem0Z46LlucxHNO-kHnxG6w8jBjX6LUrwRZcwfsx5QMwWqz4)