On another board someone made a post involving fried spam. I said "Spam. Don't knock it until you've fried it. "
Don't knock it until you've fried it.... Hmmmmm
Ok I totally corrupted an old saying. And did a funny job of it.
What old sayings can you corrupt?
Labour isn't twerking.
When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss!!
When in doubt: get the heck out! :teddyr:
Don't sell a man's shorts.
When in Rome, do as the goths do.
Rome wasn't sacked in a day.
A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it has no hands.
A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it's a 24 hr clock.
A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it includes a calendar function.
Repeat a lie often enough & ...everyone will call you an idiot.
If at first you don't succeed, do as Romans do!
If life gives you lemons, then you're probably going to have to start looking for another job soon.
If a tree falls in a forest, then what did it fall out?
Don't count your turkeys before they're patched.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then you might wanna lay off the stuff for a bit....
Don't look a gift horse in the butt, or you'll get kicked.
Don't carry all your eggs in one basket. Get someone else to carry them for you instead.
Quote from: ER on February 09, 2019, 01:58:21 PM
Labour isn't twerking.
Tell that to a pole dancer...
If a car dealer gives you lemons, call the state district attorney.
A penny saved is a dead weight in your pocket, but a cool way to make an old toaster explode.
Hug the police.