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Title: Chestal envy
Post by: sprite75 on March 22, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
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Someone has a scorching case of chestal envy here. 
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: Trevor on March 23, 2019, 01:25:51 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 22, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
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Someone has a scorching case of chestal envy here. 

Khan: This chest is made out of pure Corinthian leather.  :wink:
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: sprite75 on March 25, 2019, 08:37:25 AM
I hear those uniforms are so flimsy they open up to reveal a person's chest at the slightest touch.  Can I have one so I can show off my fine Corinthian leather chest?
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: Flangepart on April 01, 2019, 06:20:06 PM
Pec wars!
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: sprite75 on April 01, 2019, 08:44:44 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on April 01, 2019, 06:20:06 PM
Pec wars!

Return of the Corinthian Leather!
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: LilCerberus on April 02, 2019, 03:05:40 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 22, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
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Kirk: Well, Madam, I love your hair, and your breasts are quite pert for a woman you age!
Khan: Wha? 
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: LilCerberus on April 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 22, 2019, 06:00:11 PM
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Kirk: Well, we've asked all the ladies, from the human females to the Borlean "Whatever-they-ares".... Are you sure he would'nd be hiding under a table, or sleeping in a box, or-?
Khan: No! He'd never mess up that little white tuxedo! Besides, I keep telling you, his stature may be one third yours, but his ego is a thousand times that of The Legendary James T Kirk's!
Kirk: Alright, we'll keep looking. 
Title: Re: Chestal envy
Post by: sprite75 on April 09, 2019, 11:05:54 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
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Kirk: Well, we've asked all the ladies, from the human females to the Borlean "Whatever-they-ares".... Are you sure he would'nd be hiding under a table, or sleeping in a box, or-?
Khan: No! He'd never mess up that little white tuxedo! Besides, I keep telling you, his stature may be one third yours, but his ego is a thousand times that of The Legendary James T Kirk's!
Kirk: Alright, we'll keep looking.  
Kirk: I think we found him.  He was on the shuttle deck yelling "the plane, the plane" when Spock was bringing a shuttle in for a landing.
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