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Title: The empire found earth
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 05, 2019, 12:49:55 AM
The empire  found earth.


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It's going to wish it hadn't.
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Pacman000 on May 07, 2019, 12:03:41 PM
Grand Moff Tarkin! Bring the Death Star; I have a new, more important target!
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Flangepart on May 07, 2019, 05:44:19 PM
CRAP ON A STICK! Why did this not get done sooner? I can see it now...Mothra and Gamera taking on a thousand TIE fighters...it'll be ...glorious!
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: LilCerberus on May 07, 2019, 06:04:03 PM
You see?
This is why the Martians invaded England first!
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: LilCerberus on May 07, 2019, 10:25:16 PM
See, this is exactly why the Martians decided to abduct a portly toymaker from an isolated workshop at the North Pole instead of Earth's most famous Kaiju!
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 07, 2019, 11:24:10 PM
Too bad this is 't shin godzilla,  those TIEs would be dead.
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Bushma on May 08, 2019, 07:34:32 AM
I keep throwing my money at the screen but it won't play the movie!
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: sprite75 on May 08, 2019, 09:14:41 AM
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Vader: Nah, I'm out.  Sidious can clean up his own godd--n messes for once.
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Pacman000 on May 08, 2019, 11:43:03 AM
Publicity still for the upcoming film: Godzilla: Super Monster.
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 09, 2019, 11:40:40 PM
Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 23, 2019, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 09, 2019, 11:40:40 PM
Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
And if he's so powerful in the force, that means he gets a light sabre.  That's how it works.  I want Godzilla with a lightsabre! 
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on May 23, 2019, 10:06:38 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 23, 2019, 09:16:35 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on May 09, 2019, 11:40:40 PM
Ok just to get into this meme, if godzilla existed in the star wars universe it would explain some things.

We know godzilla is physically impossible in any scientific terms,  but if he exists in the SW universe maybe his existence is explained by the force. He's so huge he has tremendous force power due to the largest co certration of mitichloridians in the known universe. The force lets  him exist at his impossible size, it heals him,  protects him from damage and his heat ray is just a massive version of force energy projection.

Honestly, Vader might feel godzilla's force levels and order a full retreat.
And if he's so powerful in the force, that means he gets a light sabre.  That's how it works.  I want Godzilla with a lightsabre! 

With that heat breath weapon who needs a wimpy light saber?
Title: Re: The empire found earth
Post by: LilCerberus on May 23, 2019, 10:53:13 PM
I'm guessing they detected an unusually large deposit Kyber Crystals near Japan, only to discover, it was Godzilla himself because he ate 'em all.
How else do you think he shoots lasers out his mouth?