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Title: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: sprite75 on May 08, 2019, 09:21:16 PM
LOL (https://www.thebeaverton.com/2019/05/court-rules-that-mansions-portal-to-hell-not-valid-reason-for-buyer-backing-out-of-real-estate-deal/) (Yeah, satire)

QuoteVANCOUVER – A BC court has ruled that nondisclosure of the existence of a portal to hell on a property does not entitle the purchaser to a refund of their deposit if they chose to terminate the deal.

"The home inspection report clearly indicated the presence of a stable fissure in the space-time continuum leading to another plane of reality," Judge Julia Hammond said when making her ruling. "Once made aware of the existence of such a fissure, the onus is then on the home-buyer to determine the endpoints of all interdimensional portals before signing the closing documents."

The BC Real Estate Association estimates that at least thirty percent of detached homes in Metro Vancouver and ten percent of condos contain portals to other worlds, but approximately half of them lead to high fantasy realms and increase the value of the property.

"Portals to hell are a niche feature, it's true," local realtor Arnold Lee admitted. "They're more popular with horror movie loving millennials, but unfortunately tend to open when the wealthy make pacts with demons and are therefore mostly found in expensive homes, which millennials can't afford. So we're seeing a glut of very high end homes with hell portals on the market."
Title: Re: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2019, 03:44:22 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/Amityville_poster.jpg/220px-Amityville_poster.jpg)

:wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: Bushma on May 09, 2019, 07:47:40 AM
I wonder if it was this house.

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dBwAAOSwPhdVDDvf/s-l300.jpg)
Title: Re: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: Trevor on May 09, 2019, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: Bushma on May 09, 2019, 07:47:40 AM
I wonder if it was this house.

(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/dBwAAOSwPhdVDDvf/s-l300.jpg)

:teddyr: :teddyr:

I was also thinking about that one.
Title: Re: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: Alex on May 09, 2019, 10:18:37 AM
In some cirlces i could see it adding value to the house.  :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Portals to hell not valid reason for buyer backing out of real estate deal
Post by: 316zombie on May 09, 2019, 02:49:26 PM
i'd buy it,lol!