This time at a public library (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/library-exposure-628519)
QuoteWhat do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?
"Oh, hi," is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.
McFarland, 44, "looked surprised" and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.
A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.
"Public masturbator"...... :lookingup:
You may derive some sort of pervrese satisfaction in the knowledge you are the first person to inflict that phrase on me.
Quote from: sprite75 on June 04, 2019, 07:24:25 PM
This time at a public library (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/library-exposure-628519)
QuoteWhat do you say when a fellow library patron turns a corner and spots you, penis in hand, furiously wanking away?
"Oh, hi," is what Leroy McFarland, accused public masturbator, came up with Friday afternoon when his illicit pleasure session at a Sioux City Public Library branch was interrupted.
McFarland, 44, "looked surprised" and sought to cover himself with his sweatshirt when the female witness spotted him, according to a criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure.
A cop working at the library subsequently approached McFarland, who apparently kept touching himself after initially being spotted.
Oy...... :buggedout: :buggedout:
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Didn't they make an ep of married with children on this subject?
In a library.
Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.
Quote from: Bushma on June 07, 2019, 07:45:50 AM
Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.
We both snuck being the political section to masturbate while reading "the prince"....
Ok, we Ned to stop masturbating in public libraries.
A few pictures of ayn rand posted around in them should do it. .
Quote from: Bushma on June 07, 2019, 07:45:50 AM
Worst "How I met your mother" story ever.
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