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Explore the Chernobyl region.
Tend to an apiary.
Climb mount everest.
Walk on the surface of the moon.
Entertain at a children's birthday party.
Show up for court.
Run for public office
Quote from: chainsaw midget on July 04, 2019, 10:47:13 PM
Entertain at a children's birthday party.
Show up for court.
Run for public office
Good, good!
weld
deep fry
Repair a tin roof in New Mexico in July.
Fall asleep outdoors in the Carolinas in August without some OFF
Take interstate 10 from Houston to Beaumont & back on a motorcycle in July, even WITH 50 layers of sunscreen.
Go to your girlfriend's house to meet her parents.
Cook bacon.
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on July 05, 2019, 06:56:21 AM
Cook bacon.
According to Joe Haldeman, famous SF writer, that's the best way to cook it.
Here's his exact words.
In the introduction to a story called Summer's Lease in a short story collection called Infinite Dreams, Joe Haldeman wrote:
...an infallible method for cooking perfect bacon every time. Cook it in the nude. This trains you to keep the heat down so it won't stick or splatter, and it can't burn.
go out for dinner
Slaughter the innocent.
Look in a mirror.
do yard work
Wrestle a porcupine.
Go hiking through a forest.
go hunting
take care of bees
Taking out a hornet's nest.
Remove poison ivy
Harvest hops
Show up at a tattoo rodeo with a fanny pack full of cash.
Get drunk in a knife shop while whatever music device you happen to have has Dissect by The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion stuck on loop.
ride a mechanical or LIVE bull.