Louisiana Woman in action (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/not-my-meth-504329) again.
QuoteA Louisiana woman arrested yesterday denied ownership of methamphetamine that was discovered inside a plastic baggie lodged in her vagina, according to a probable cause affidavit.
Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was questioned early Wednesday by police after a man accused her of stealing $5000 from his home. The victim, Eugene Dix, told West Monroe Police Department officers that Rolland had stayed with him in his apartment for the last week.
During a subsequent interview with cops, Rolland, seen above, reportedly confessed to swiping the money, which was recovered during a "consensual search of Rolland's person" by a female correctional officer. The exact amount seized from Rolland was $6233.
The female jailer also discovered a "clear plastic bag containing approximately 1 gram of methamphetamine inside Rolland's vagina." The suspect, however, "denied ownership of the methamphetamine."
To paraphrase bill Cosby: "Ma'am, was your vagina with you all day? "