I was out with Lily ( our chiwawa dog) and I blew my nose with a Norwegian Hanky ,which is covering one nostril with your thumb and blowing out the other onto the ground.
The dog started licking it up. Like it was Food of the Gods. :bluesad:
Dogs do that.
no one knows why.
I bought a couple of cheap clarinets on eBay.
I discovered there's a way of testing for leaks without investing in a $500 vacuum gauge...
I'm afraid to try it, because the things are full of a hundred ears of somebody else's spit.
Our big old Great Pyrennes goat dog, Floof, will sneak onto the back porch if the door is left open and steal cat turds out of the litterbox to eat.
He loves them brown pickles!
I probably shouldn't post this even though at least one person here knows this story, but about eighteen years ago a friend of my friend was a nurse having an affair with a married doctor and she took my friend and me in his office after hours and showed us all the strange stuff that came with the practice he bought, things the doctor before him collected or owned, various horrifying instruments, diagrams for surgeries, just creepy things, and then the nurse giving us the private tour asked if we wanted to see something "off the scale" so naturally we said sure, and she got a key and opened a cabinet and inside was a good-sized bell jar and she said I think it's been decades since it was opened up. Well it looked like a dense congregation of albino tadpoles floating in formaldehyde, but a second later it hit me what I was seeing and my stomach jolted. It was a collection of literally hundreds, maybe thousands, of neonatal foreskins.
Quote from: indianasmith on August 11, 2019, 08:24:58 PM
Our big old Great Pyrennes goat dog, Floof, will sneak onto the back porch if the door is left open and steal cat turds out of the litterbox to eat.
He loves them brown pickles!
Lily does that too. :bluesad:
Many moons ago, me and my brother Mike where walking out in the field way out back. It was winter. One of the neighbors cows was frozen dead. Mike walked up to it and kicked it.
A possum ran out it's hollowed out ass! It made a house of the frozen corpse! :bouncegiggle:
(That was actually gross and funny at the same time.)
The people who leave used condoms and tampons on sidewalks and parking lots near playgrounds are pretty xxxxing disgusting.
The ochre tumor with a huge, inflamed, roaring anus with dental implants between its nose and the first of its chins never fails to fill me with disgust.
This is the most disgusting thing I have read this year: :buggedout: :buggedout:
https://www.w24.co.za/Style/Bride/Weddings/a-brides-wedding-day-turns-into-a-nightmare-from-hell-after-she-accidentally-soils-her-r220-000-dress-20190808 (https://www.w24.co.za/Style/Bride/Weddings/a-brides-wedding-day-turns-into-a-nightmare-from-hell-after-she-accidentally-soils-her-r220-000-dress-20190808)
I don't know if it's a legit story but BLEURRGHHH :tongueout: :buggedout: :buggedout: