I don't drink or take drugs, but I swear this story makes me want to drink a bottle of MD2020 while eating a THC cupcake...
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-pushes-bmw-into-river-because-he-wanted-a-jaguar/ar-AAFL514 (https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/man-pushes-bmw-into-river-because-he-wanted-a-jaguar/ar-AAFL514)