Cast a classic remake with contemporary actors. It's bound to be bad by default, more or less :buggedout: The new cast are the same age as the old cast when they filmed the movie. IMDb's "Most Popular Actors this Week" pretty much did the rest of the casting.
Misery
Matthew McConaughey as Paul Sheldon
Jessica Chastain as Annie Wilkes
Death Becomes Her
Reese Witherspoon as Madeline Ashton
Seth Rogen as Ernest Menville
Cameron Diaz as Helen Sharp
The Exorcist
Rachel McAdams as Chris MacNeil
Bradley Cooper as Father Merrin
Daniel Day-Lewis as Lt. William Kinderman
Elizabeth Olsen as Sharon
Jonathan Groff as Father Karras
Lulu Wilson as Regan
Edward Scissorhands
Daniel Radcliffe as Edward
Lady Ga Ga as Kim
Frances McDormand as Peg
Sean Connery as The Inventor
Not to be that annoying guy, but I believe Cameron Diaz would make a great role in DEATH BECOMES HER. She's quite good at making crazy b***h roles, like in VERY BAD THINGS.
Having said that, Seth Rogen should be forever banned from acting, in any form.
Alien (2019)
Patrick Wilson as Dallas
Brie Larson as Ripley
Juno Temple as Lambert
Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Brett
Jake Gyllenhaal as Kane
Mark Wahlberg as Ash
Kevin Hart as Parker
Jaws (2019)
Ryan Reynolds as Brody
Jared Leto as Quint
Ed Sheeran as Hooper
Bryce Dallas Howard as Ellen Brody
Rocky (2019)
Daniel Radcliffe as Rocky
Dakota Johnson as Adrian
Chris Hemsworth as Paulie
O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Apollo
star wars.
Toby McGuire as luke.
Karl Urban as Han.
Megan Fox as Leia.
Morgan Freeman as Ben.
Anthony Hopkins as Tarkin.
Heeeeeey, this might be GOOD!
The Shining (2019)
Benedict Cumberbatch as Jack Torrance
Emma Stone as Wendy Torrance
? as Danny (apparently there aren't many 7 year old actors)
Jeff Bridges as Hallorann
The Witches of Eastwick (2019)
Edward Norton as Daryl Van Horne
Zoe Saldana as Alexandra Medford (Cher)
Katie Holmes as Jane Spofford (Susan Sarandon)
Margot Robbie as Sukie Ridgemont (Michelle Pfeiffer)
:lookingup:
I look at this and realize- " I don't really know the names of any new actors."
DRACULA
DeNiro as Dracula
Harvey Keital as Van Helsing
Juliette Lewis as Mina
Crispen Glover as Reinfield.
The Godfather
Harrison Ford as Vito Corleone
Sally Field as Carmela Corleone
Chris Evans as Michael Corleone
Emma Stone as Kay Adams
Mark Ruffalo as Sonny Corleone
Matt Damon as Fredo Corleone
Tom Hiddleston as Carlo Rizzi
Amy Adams as Connie Carleone
Robert Downey Jr. as Tom Hagen
ERASERHEAD
John C. Reilly as Eraserhead
Emma Stone as Mary (since Emma Stone gets cast in everything)
Miley Cyrus as the Girl in the Radiator
I confess I was inspired by this:
http://youtu.be/1u2qx5p8HbI (http://youtu.be/1u2qx5p8HbI)
Pulp Fiction (2019)
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Pumpkin (Tim Roth)
Emily Blunt as Honey Bunny (Amanda Plummer)
Leonardo DiCaprio as Vincent Vega (John Travolta)
Will Smith as Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
Tom Hardy as Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis)
Michael B. Jordan as Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames)
Scarlett Johansson as Jody (Rosanna Arquette)
Kit Harington as Lance (Eric Stoltz)
Margot Robbie as Mia Wallace (Uma Thurman)
Brad Pitt as The Wolf (Harvey Keitel)
JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH (1959)
Oliver Lindenbrook - Original: James Mason. Remake: Ian McKellen
Alec McEwan - Original: Pat Boone. Remake: Tom Holland
Carla Goteberg - Original: Arlene Dahl. Remake: Meryl Streep
Count Saknussemm - Original: Thayer David. Remake: Russell Crowe
Hans Belker - Original: Peter Ronson. Remake: Dolph Lundgren
MY DINNER WITH ANDRE
Larry David as Wallace Shawn
Nicolas Cage as Andre
Psycho with Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates.
...Wait...
Casablanca
Adam Sandler as Rick Blaine
Natalie Portman as Ilsa Lund
Tommy Wiseau as Victor Laszlo
The Shining
Nick Swanderson as Jack Torrance
Tara Reid as Wendy Torrance
Tracy Morgan as Dick Hallorann
Star Wars: A New Hope
Jeff Bridges as Chewbacca
Johnny Depp as Han Solo
Adam Sander as Luke Skywalker
Tara Reid as Princess Leia
Anthony Hopkins as Obi-Wan Kenobi
Tommy Wiseau as Darth Vader
Pulp Fiction
Rob Schnider as Vincent Vega
Chris Tucker as Jules Winnfield
Megan Fox as Mia Wallace
Pauly Shore as Winston Wolfe
Heyden Christiansan as Ringo
Linda Hamilton as Yolanda
Zoe Saldana as Fabienne
Carl Weathers as Marsellus Wallace
French Stewert as Lance
Jennifer Lopez as Jody
Keanu Reeves as Captain Koons
Vince Vaughn as Butch Coolidge
Night of the Lepus (2019)
Leonardo DiCaprio as Roy Bennett
Amy Adams as Gerry Bennett
Keanu Reeves as Cole Hillman
Quentin Tarantino as Elgin Clark
Sylvester Stallone as Sheriff Cody
Let's Scare Jessica to Death (2019)
Scarlett Johansson as Jessica
Chris Evans as Duncan
Jason Momoa as Woody
Dakota Fanning as The Girl
Kirsten Dunst as Emily
Nicolas Cage as Gandhi.
The GOOD,THE BAD AND THE UGLY
The Kardashians or Hilton girls in all the roles.
Or Kanye West playing every role.
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FASTER, PNSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! remade with TYLER PERRY playing Varla, Rosie, and Billie ... :lookingup:
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:teddyr:
ENTER THE DRAGON with a still living Kirk Douglas.
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