My brother in law was being arrested for throwing a brick threw the front window of Sportsmans Bar. He was staying at my house. The cops came to arrest him and I said "If you arrest him -you got to arrest me too!"
So they did. :lookingup:
I wasn't charged with anything.
Possibly the thing I most regret ever saying to anyone was when I was abruptly proposed to and I looked at him down on one knee holding out a ring and I swear what I heard myself say was, "Are you trying to get laid?"
I was ashamed of saying that to him but when I saw him last year he laughed about it and said he never thought it was too bad.
(Though I still do.)
Many years ago we were coming out of a wedding of a friend, and we were all pretty drunk. So we took a walk (it was like 5am or something) and end up in the entrance of a bar somehow. A couple of my friends got in but the guys at the door said that I wasn't allowed to get in because they didn't liked my looks. Since I was p**sed off drunk, my answer was something in the lines of "f**k you!".
That didn't end up well for one of my eyes.
"I don't love you."
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 27, 2019, 08:08:02 AM
"I don't love you."
Ouch! Bet there's a story behind that....
I am amazed no one here's replied with "I do."
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 27, 2019, 08:45:12 AM
I am amazed no one here's replied with "I do."
Nah, our wedding vows were great, being "....as long as you both shall love...." That motivates us to keep each other happy. We're never gonna get divorced.
Quote from: ER on August 27, 2019, 08:37:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 27, 2019, 08:08:02 AM
"I don't love you."
Ouch! Bet there's a story behind that....
Sure there is, but it's not as interesting as whatever you might imagine.
In my defense she was stupider for putting me on the spot then I was for responding bluntly. I still regret it. It wasn't even strictly true; it was a "yes-I-love-you-but-not-in-the-way-you-mean-and-I-don't-want-to-lead-you-on" situation.
At least I didn't just stare and turn in icy silence.
http://youtu.be/zao0iUhejH0 (http://youtu.be/zao0iUhejH0)
(Putting my money on the counter) "One ticket for DUNE, please."
Bikini Hurricane
"There's nothing you can do to stop me." (Me as a teenager, to my dad.)
"I think it's arrogant you Texans fly your flag the same height as Old Glory. There really is no law that says guys you can do."
(I swear fifty people in the crowd at SXSW turned and glared, and the guy I was with stepped away from me.)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 26, 2019, 01:47:34 PM
My brother in law was being arrested for throwing a brick threw the front window of Sportsmans Bar. He was staying at my house. The cops came to arrest him and I said "If you arrest him -you got to arrest me too!"
So they did. :lookingup:
I wasn't charged with anything.
nice, you basically gave them an order, which they then complied with... stickin it to the man!
Quote from: ER on August 30, 2019, 11:37:56 AM
"I think it's arrogant you Texans fly your flag the same height as Old Glory. There really is no law that says guys you can do."
(I swear fifty people in the crowd at SXSW turned and glared, and the guy I was with stepped away from me.)
I... Kinda respect you for this, ER. In fact I have to karma you. I'll wash my hands afterwards. :wink: