...That's bird doody!
https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/ny-shai-werts-bird-poop-cocaine-20190809-aswnivt7e5ebdf3pvgujpijpta-story.html (https://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/ny-shai-werts-bird-poop-cocaine-20190809-aswnivt7e5ebdf3pvgujpijpta-story.html)
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190812/13522542758/prosecutor-tosses-charges-against-driver-after-field-drug-test-claims-bird-poop-cars-hood-is-cocaine.shtml (https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190812/13522542758/prosecutor-tosses-charges-against-driver-after-field-drug-test-claims-bird-poop-cars-hood-is-cocaine.shtml)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/09/young-black-football-player-was-arrested-after-claiming-cocaine-his-car-was-bird-poop-it-was-bird-poop/ (https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/08/09/young-black-football-player-was-arrested-after-claiming-cocaine-his-car-was-bird-poop-it-was-bird-poop/)
Why would the cops even think there was cocaine on the hood of his car? I mean, if he had a baggie full of bird poop in the passenger seat that's one thing, but how would it get stuck on the hood of his car?
That's nuts. Reminds me of the Ohio State fan who got pulled over by cops in a southern state and asked why he had a marijuana leaf on the rear of his car. He explained it was a buckeye, but the cops still hassled him.
Does it go good with a dime bag of oregano?
Quote from: ER on August 27, 2019, 09:14:20 PM
That's nuts. Reminds me of the Ohio State fan who got pulled over by cops in a southern state and asked why he had a marijuana leaf on the rear of his car. He explained it was a buckeye, but the cops still hassled him.
Yeah, the foliage does look similar, particularly (I'd assume) if it were a rather crude depiction, but still not quite the same as bird stains getting mistaken for white powder residue of some sort.....
Quote from: sprite75 on August 27, 2019, 09:23:26 PM
Does it go good with a dime bag of oregano?
Eh, maybe the birds enjoyed some sort of malicious seeds before defacing the boy's car...