I'm play-testing the beta version of video game, and I can't tell you the title, and I can't tell you the genre, and I can't tell you the platform, and I can't mention which console, and I can't reveal whether it's an MMO or offline, and I can't tell you when it's coming out, and I can't tell you what I think of it, and I can't tell you whether it'll be on the US market before an international release, and I can't tell you whether or not it causes seizures and possibly blindness, and I can't tell you whether it's safe to taunt the game because of the possibility its mysterious designers are listening and watching both during play and thereafter, and I can't tell you whether it might send back electric shocks via an experimental new controller, and I can't tell you whether there are subliminal messages in the frequencies of its theme music, and I can't address dark web articles concerning the suicides among its players, and I can't tell you whether it features adult language and full-frontal nudity, and I can't address the rumors that it adjusts the sexual orientation of those playing it for more than six hours at a time, and I can't tell you if it removes your consciousness and transfers part of it into an in-game neural network, and I can't tell you if it later enters your REM dream state, and I am not at liberty to divulge whether the fine print in the pre-download disclaimer requires the submission of your soul to offshore parties unnamed, and I can't tell you whether the tiredness and nightmares resulting after play are temporary or permanent, and I can't explain why reproductive-age females are required to suspend birth control before playing the beta, and I can't tell you whether it opens a portal for the return of the elder gods when game play reaches six-hundred-sixty-two hours, and I can't explain away the episodes of memory loss combined with lost time and radical personality distortions, nor can I comment on the drowning deaths of players seated in their game rooms, nor can I shed light on the deaths by spontaneous human combustion, but I can tell you (praisedarkness praisedarkness) if you've read this far you have involuntarily surrendered all protections guaranteed under the United Nations Human Rights Charter of 1948, and we own you, submit, submit, submit, submit, submit.....
Yawn.
Somebody got his widdle feelings hurt and now he's lashing out. So cute.
Not cute. And he mentioned I compared him to Trump. It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand.
Well, you gotta understand, John, he hasn't had a lot of experience out in the real world having interaction with people, so his emotional range is stunted.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 02, 2019, 08:08:38 PM
Not cute. And he mentioned I compared him to Trump. It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand.
When you mock a. Person's typing problem by posting a link to Trump's blithering it
is comparing them to Trump, idiot.
Btw I hace signed actual NDAs and am about to sign a new one.
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 02, 2019, 08:51:09 PM
Btw I hace signed actual NDAs and am about to sign a new one.
For what?
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 02, 2019, 08:50:26 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 02, 2019, 08:08:38 PM
Not cute. And he mentioned I compared him to Trump. It didn't happen, I was riffing on him and he did not understand.
When you mock a. Person's typing problem by posting a link to Trump's blithering it is comparing them to Trump, idiot.
This is its specialty. Blah blah blah.
Obfuscation is its handiest tool. Liar. There was no mocking of typing or otherwise. And it knows well. Liar. Here's a link to what it claim:
http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,151440.msg607549.html#msg607549 (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,151440.msg607549.html#msg607549)
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Quote from: ER on September 13, 2019, 11:47:53 AM
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Well I can't find anything, cuz if there were no women born, each new generation of men couldn't have sex with women, so every generation of men til the end of time would die virgins and so would their sons and grandsons and so on. Duh.
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S-curves? It's been a good 35 years so I guess I'm scurvy free. BTW did you know peppers are higher in Vitamin C than citrus?
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