I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
I don't think it works that way.
Good try. :wink:
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.
Quote from: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:40:22 PM
I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
Damn, two out of four...
Besides, If that was the rules, every man, woman, and child on planet earth would be a Kraken without earning it! And our Outer Space Ruler could not allow that!
It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.
Quote from: Alex on September 20, 2019, 12:46:47 PM
It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.
And well it should! :cheers:
And I Am an Inanimate Carbon Rod!
"
because the bible tells me so...!"
http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ (http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ)
WTF were we talking about?
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 20, 2019, 12:58:20 PM
Quote from: Alex on September 20, 2019, 12:46:47 PM
It would only end up being awarded to an inanimate carbon rod.
And well it should! :cheers:
And I Am an Inanimate Carbon Rod!
"because the bible tells me so...!"
http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ (http://youtu.be/CnbSieSUKlQ)
WTF were we talking about?
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJBPZjCCz_w#)
^ Yeah! now it all makes sense!
Ain't it groovy? :bouncegiggle:
(https://i.imgur.com/2phxZbb.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 18, 2019, 01:57:43 PM
I don't think it works that way.
Good try. :wink:
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.
Not mine. It's sparkling.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 20, 2019, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 18, 2019, 01:57:43 PM
I don't think it works that way.
Good try. :wink:
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.
Not mine. It's sparkling.
Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 20, 2019, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 20, 2019, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 18, 2019, 01:57:43 PM
I don't think it works that way.
Good try. :wink:
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.
Not mine. It's sparkling.
Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!
Haven't you ever heard of slaves? Or do you eat all the people?
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 20, 2019, 11:18:32 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 20, 2019, 10:53:12 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 20, 2019, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 18, 2019, 01:57:43 PM
I don't think it works that way.
Good try. :wink:
Oh- and the Kraken bathroom smells like one of those outhouse's at the lake.
Not mine. It's sparkling.
Oh! You must have the nice Kraken Bathroom!
Mine has mosquitos and stinks like s**t.
It has 3 holes on the board!
Haven't you ever heard of slaves? Or do you eat all the people?
BBQ!
Quote from: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:40:22 PM
I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria. I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken. Maybe I can be another cryptid? I think I'm elusive enough.
Quote from: Paquita on September 24, 2019, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:40:22 PM
I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria. I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken. Maybe I can be another cryptid? I think I'm elusive enough.
Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: ER on September 25, 2019, 07:16:33 AM
Quote from: Paquita on September 24, 2019, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:40:22 PM
I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria. I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken. Maybe I can be another cryptid? I think I'm elusive enough.
Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? :bouncegiggle:
I'm OK with that as long as I get to majestically burst out of Medusa's severed head neck hole :smile:.
Quote from: Paquita on September 26, 2019, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: ER on September 25, 2019, 07:16:33 AM
Quote from: Paquita on September 24, 2019, 08:53:52 PM
Quote from: ER on September 18, 2019, 01:40:22 PM
I think krakens on this site should have the power, once per quarter-year, to collectively nominate a member as an honorary kraken, bestowed in recognition of that person's:
A. Contributions to the art of paper mache
B. Service to the poor of Ulaanbaatar
C. For that person's noteworthy longtime participation on Bad Movies Dot Org (not less than five years)
D. That member's heroic prevention of at least one unnecessary elective surgery.
Honorary krakens would not get the B-MOVIE KRAKEN designation next to the onscreen avatar, but would receive the key to the kraken restroom, and the right to refer to oneself two (2) times per year as "A Fellow Big Dawg."
Idea submitted.
I think I meet 3 out of 4 of that criteria. I don't think I'll ever make it to a real Kraken. Maybe I can be another cryptid? I think I'm elusive enough.
Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? :bouncegiggle:
I'm OK with that as long as I get to majestically burst out of Medusa's severed head neck hole :smile:.
We'll all gaze up, "Hey, what's Paquita doing?" and turn to stone looking at Medusa. :teddyr:
What the f**k is so cool about being a kraken? It don't mean s**t! :question:
If you wanna be a kraken so bad- I vote ya in- there ya go. Do you feel better now? Or will you feel better when you earn it?
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 26, 2019, 10:54:25 PM
What the f**k is so cool about being a kraken?... :question:
Not a gosh darn thing. It is fun, though.
I could give a f**k less.
(https://i.imgur.com/c8OQ5ih.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens! :bouncegiggle: I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 26, 2019, 11:07:36 PM
I could give a f**k less.
(https://i.imgur.com/c8OQ5ih.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens! :bouncegiggle: I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!
Yeah i'm gonna need a lot of water and soap after the image you just gave me there....
I'm glad I made somebody happy! :thumbup:
All it really means is you have lotsa time to waste sitting in a chair in front of a computer screen and getting nothing done. I do it all the time. Were all wasting our lives and are gonna die!
:bouncegiggle:
http://youtu.be/3-5kCoeew8A (http://youtu.be/3-5kCoeew8A)
Ain't it groovy?
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 26, 2019, 11:26:50 PM
I'm glad I made somebody happy! :thumbup:
Well you didn't make me happy. I had a bet going to see how long before you said something negative about all the honorary kraken talk, and for the record I lost because I thought it'd be sooner. Nice going. :cheers:
(And I still think it's some kind of high-powered mystery cult, like the Freemasons and Eagle Scouts, and krakens just don't admit it.)
You had a bet going? On what I will say? With who? You yourself and I? :question:
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 26, 2019, 11:07:36 PM
I could give a f**k less...
If I post here until the day I die will that make me a Grand Cyclops or something?
Boy, I can't wait until that happens! :bouncegiggle: I might jerk off! And have meat and beans for dinner!
I would not be surprised... "jerk off".
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 26, 2019, 11:38:14 PM
All it really means is you have lotsa time to waste sitting in a chair in front of a computer screen and getting nothing done. I do it all the time. Were all wasting our lives and are gonna die!...
Ain't it groovy?
Speak for yourself; y'know when you are truly hammered you are often MEAN. :thumbdown:
^ I can get mean when I'm NOT hammered too! So can you.
So you can climb off your high horse, John.
Or give it a carrot or whatever.
I do know that there are folks here who HAVE been here much longer than ER who are not 'Krackens' and know a hell of a lot more about ' B MOVIES' and are not -or care- about this 'Kracken' s**t.
And are not so worried about with being the best at everything.
And yes- I am usually drunk or high or both when I post.
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 27, 2019, 11:07:41 AM
^ I can get mean when I'm NOT hammered too! So can you.
So you can climb off your high horse, John.
Or give it a carrot or whatever.
I do know that there are folks here who HAVE been here much longer than ER who are not 'Krackens' and know a hell of a lot more about ' B MOVIES' and are not -or care- about this 'Kracken' s**t.
And are not so worried about with being the best at everything.
And yes- I am usually drunk or high or both when I post.
Alright, alright, I don't want to escalate... probably 'cause I'm sober! :teddyr: I think the subject is just silly, but it makes me laugh, not p!ss on it. :thumbup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 27, 2019, 10:53:11 AM
You had a bet going? On what I will say? With who? You yourself and I? :question:
:bouncegiggle:
I am sorry I get so p**sed about such minor s**t. But you shouldn't lobby for yourself so much. It's egotistical. " I been here for 5 years! I'm so great! Make me a Kraken!"
Gimme a break.
I reckon that is mean. Like you, me, or ER are never "mean"? :question:
All 3 of us in question are "mean" at times. It's stupid to call names or take sides because we are all MEAN sometimes- and if you or ER or myself or Sven or who the f**k ever denies it is full of s**t.
Or else I'm just crazy. Which is very possible.
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 27, 2019, 04:19:38 PM
I am sorry I get so p**sed about such minor s**t. But you shouldn't lobby for yourself so much. It's egotistical. " I been here for 5 years! I'm so great! Make me a Kraken!"
Gimme a break.
I reckon that is mean. Like you, me, or ER are never "mean"? :question:
All 3 of us in question are "mean" at times. It's stupid to call names or take sides because we are all MEAN sometimes- and if you or ER or myself or Sven or who the f**k ever denies it is full of s**t.
Or else I'm just crazy. Which is very possible.
She started this thread as a joke. Why don't you read the first post again? Put a cork in it and go to bed. :thumbup: :wink:
^I'm continuing it as a joke, and I ain't tired. :drink:
And calling me a drunk is like the pot calling the kettle black. I love you, John, but don't preach to me. Or tell me what to do.
"Go to bed". Your not my mama.
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 27, 2019, 05:01:48 PM
^I'm continuing it as a joke, and I ain't tired. :drink:
And calling me a drunk is like the pot calling the kettle black. I love you, John, but don't preach to me. Or tell me what to do.
"Go to bed". Your not my mama.
Yes I am yo' mama! :teddyr:
I never called you a "drunk" but if the shoe fits...
I forget.
How many posts before you're krak'd?
http://youtu.be/nMkd8I49X8E (http://youtu.be/nMkd8I49X8E)
http://youtu.be/pSktbGKzoC0 (http://youtu.be/pSktbGKzoC0)
Quote from: Paquita on September 26, 2019, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: ER on September 25, 2019, 07:16:33 AM
Wanna be a B-movie Pegasus? An undead B-movie Pegasus? :bouncegiggle:
I'm OK with that as long as I get to majestically burst out of Medusa's severed head neck hole :smile:.
Now that you guys are all done bickering, can we get back to how gross, clever and hilarious this thing here was that I said? :tongueout: