Facepalm (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/topless-bicycle-getaway-920568)
QuoteA theft suspect who made her getaway on a bicycle was arrested last night when a sheriff's deputy spotted her riding topless down the middle of a Florida highway, police report.
According to cops, a woman last night stole $19.99 flip flops and other merchandise from a clothing store on Okaloosa Island. A worker at Surfside Outfitters told investigators that the suspect placed one item into her bag and then walked out of the business wearing the stolen shoes around 7 PM.
The employee, cops reported, said the shoplifter "was last seen riding away, through the parking lot, on a bicycle."
After the shoplifting episode, several callers to 911 reported that a woman was riding her bicycle erratically down the middle of Highway 98, a two-lane road that runs through the island.