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Title: Legends of the Fall
Post by: ER on September 28, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
LOTF (not to be confused with LOTR) continues to be bad. This movie captivated half the girls I went to high school with but I reviled it then and having seen twenty minutes of it the other night, I can honestly say I don't even like it as much as I used to. It rivals Dances With Wolves for the way its supporters insist on how great it is, despite it being at best trite.

On a rating scale of 1 to 10 human-eating bears, in this case the bear goes hungry with a goose egg.
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: The Burgomaster on October 01, 2019, 05:04:31 PM
I dunno. I think DANCES WITH WOLVES (extended cut) is a fabulous movie.  LEGENDS OF THE FALL is barely a movie.

Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 15, 2019, 10:20:14 PM
Quote from: ER on September 28, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
LOTF (not to be confused with LOTR) continues to be bad. This movie captivated half the girls I went to high school with but I reviled it then and having seen twenty minutes of it the other night, I can honestly say I don't even like it as much as I used to. It rivals Dances With Wolves for the way its supporters insist on how great it is, despite it being at best trite.

On a rating scale of 1 to 10 human-eating bears, in this case the bear goes hungry with a goose egg.

I have long hated LEGENDS OF THE FALL.  Think BRAD PITT's man bun tucked up under his WWI helmet...  :lookingup: :thumbdown:  So full of MEANING and bnllsh!t. 

Now as far as DANCES WITH WOLVES... "cool" California white people wanna be "Native American," as in rogue!   :lookingup:  Always thought that was horsesh!t... uhm, but we do get to see KEVIN COSTNER's ass.  :tongueout: :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 12:38:30 PM
 ^ Sweet Satan save us!  :buggedout:

I'm glad you said it, Hallows- because I was thinking it.  :cheers:
I was seeing this woman Ellie, and she said she loved this movie- while we were watching ENTER THE DRAGON. I knew right then and there "This ain't gonna work".
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Alex on October 16, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
One of those films I've heard people talk about but have never watched. I feel like I've seen it from all the conversations I've heard/read about it if that helps.
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 01:27:05 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 16, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
One of those films I've heard people talk about but have never watched. I feel like I've seen it from all the conversations I've heard/read about it if that helps.

Trust me, it helps if you don't watch it. It delivers a slow death of a different kind.
It's like  Fu Manchu torture.
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 16, 2019, 07:01:00 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 01:27:05 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 16, 2019, 01:20:32 PM
One of those films I've heard people talk about but have never watched. I feel like I've seen it from all the conversations I've heard/read about it if that helps.

Trust me, it helps if you don't watch it. It delivers a slow death of a different kind.
It's like  Fu Manchu torture.
:bouncegiggle:  Didn't like it at all, eh? 
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 08:53:43 PM
Like eating rock soup.  Or drinking toilet water.
I only did it because I had no choice.
Of course I did have a choice- and that was watch this s**t and maybe get laid. I watched it.
I got laid. It wasn't worth it. I coulda jerked off in 5 minutes. Without the mental hernia.
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 16, 2019, 09:22:04 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 08:53:43 PM
Like eating rock soup.  Or drinking toilet water.
I only did it because I had no choice.
Of course I did have a choice- and that was watch this s**t and maybe get laid. I watched it.
I got laid. It wasn't worth it. I coulda jerked off in 5 minutes. Without the mental hernia.

:bouncegiggle:  You are such a pig.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 16, 2019, 09:37:30 PM
 A pig that just got hit with them electric cattle prods.
I wasn't at the point that I would put peanut butter on my dick and call the dog, but it was close!
I would have f**ked a pile of rocks if there was a snake in it!
So I watched Legends of the Fall.  :bluesad:
And I'm holding hands with this women, and in my other hand is a whiskey bottle.
Once again, booze saved my life!  :drink:
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 17, 2019, 01:40:03 PM

Last line:  "It was a good death."   :lookingup:  Yeh.  It ended. 

Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 17, 2019, 02:36:12 PM
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Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Alex on October 17, 2019, 02:37:32 PM
Kristi just told me she has never seen this one either.

I guess if we ever have a BMDO meetup this has to be the automatic choice for us all to watch.  :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :drink:
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: RCMerchant on October 17, 2019, 02:41:39 PM
Quote from: Alex on October 17, 2019, 02:37:32 PM
Kristi just told me she has never seen this one either.

I guess if we ever have a BMDO meetup this has to be the automatic choice for us all to watch.  :bouncegiggle: :twirl: :drink:

It would end up like Jonestown.
Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: zelmo73 on December 05, 2019, 11:23:37 PM
Quote from: ER on September 28, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
It rivals Dances With Wolves for the way its supporters insist on how great it is, despite it being at best trite.

I remember when it first came out, I really wanted to bang Stands With A Fist. I think this was one of the last movies that she was in before she turned into an old woman.

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Title: Re: Legends of the Fall
Post by: Neville on December 13, 2019, 10:35:59 AM
Bad movie, I agree. Edward Zwick is one of those directors who's tried everything in his career, only to do everything wrong.

Obviously, I can't think of LOTF as a good movie by any means, but I admit that whenever it's on TV I always find its epic pretensions very entertaining.