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Title: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 10, 2019, 01:33:23 PM
The x from outer space.


From the depths of space to bring earth destruction terrible
came a giant cosmic chicken that was oddly named Guelala.
Tho the monster tried his very best his movie was none too successful
for the x from outer space was most definitely no godzilla.
Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: ER on October 10, 2019, 02:34:59 PM
That's not a limerick. A limerick has five lines, three longer than two of them, generally eight or nine syllables in the long lines, five or six in the short, and they follow a rhyming pattern of aabba.

But I'll try:

There once was a boy name of Luke
Whose hunches were thought just a fluke,
But on Tatooine
That lad he was seen
To steer clear of all Jawa puke.




Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 10, 2019, 05:23:23 PM

There's a movie called CARNIVAL OF SOULS
With a plot that's full of holes. 
Mary Henry can't hold a job,
She's chased by an ugly dead slob,
But at least she's NOT on the dole!   

Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: zombie no.one on October 10, 2019, 06:08:14 PM
A Cop in Samurai form,
He differs somewhat from the norm,
Speaks japanese,
And destroys foes with ease,
Keep it warm, keep it warm, keep it warm.


Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 10, 2019, 10:22:27 PM
The Frankenstein monster wanted a mate.  
But he always messed up the first date.
He likes the dead best.  
Then, he was put to the test:
When his Bride arrived... ...late.  
Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 01:10:48 PM
When Dracula's Daughter
Lured her victims to slaughter,
The blood would run red...
Until her victim was dead,
And, they never caught her!  

Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 01:27:28 PM
It was the DAWN OF THE DEAD  
The people were all filled with dread!  
The zombies were coming,
The people were running,
But at least the zombies got fed!  

Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 01:34:30 PM
There was a monstrous shark called JAWS
He killed and killed but with teeth, no claws!
You can swim, but he'll beat ya!  
When he catches ya he'll eat ya!  
It's death within his mighty maw!  
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: zombie no.one on October 11, 2019, 02:46:15 PM
What about Jaws in 3D?
They said "great idea, you'll agree!"
The film was a turkey,
Those FX were jerky,
But worse things have happened at sea.
Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 03:08:45 PM
It is possible to compel the mighty KING KONG
He's lured by the beating of a tribal song. 
He captured Fay Wray,
She fainted dead away,
When she saw his enormous...
Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 04:10:54 PM
KING KONG loved Fay the damsel in distress.  
He was curious to see her undressed...
So he peeled her like a flower
With no intent to devour her,
He just wanted her to look her best.
Title: Re: Bad limericks for bad movies.
Post by: RCMerchant on October 11, 2019, 05:32:43 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2019, 04:10:54 PM
KING KONG loved Fay the damsel in distress.  
He was curious to see her undressed...
So he peeled her like a flower
With no intent to devour her,
He just wanted her to look her best.

:bouncegiggle:

WTF?
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 14, 2019, 10:54:29 AM
See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given  vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles  bullet struck the butt of a knife.
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: claws on October 14, 2019, 11:16:34 AM
A young drifter in Las Vegas hoping to make it big
Dancing in the nude wearing a purple wig
fancy are her nails
the dress wasn't bought at sales
but the only man she had sex with was a pig
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Alex on October 14, 2019, 11:44:02 AM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2019, 11:16:34 AM
A young drifter in Las Vegas hoping to make it big
Dancing in the nude wearing a purple wig
fancy are her nails
the dress wasn't bought at sales
but the only man she had sex with was a pig

Showgirls?
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: claws on October 14, 2019, 11:45:24 AM
yep!
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: claws on October 14, 2019, 12:04:00 PM
In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: zombie no.one on October 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2019, 12:04:00 PM
In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean

Driving Miss Daisy?
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: claws on October 14, 2019, 12:32:56 PM
 :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: RCMerchant on October 14, 2019, 12:48:10 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 14, 2019, 10:54:29 AM
See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given  vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles  bullet struck the butt of a knife.

FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)?
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 14, 2019, 01:24:54 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 14, 2019, 12:48:10 PM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 14, 2019, 10:54:29 AM
See who figures out this movie reff!

Whether by fallout, advanced medicine or a dark magic curse
a half human half tree monster was given  vengeance driven life.
The situation on the remote island went from bad to very much worse.
The horror ended when a rifles  bullet struck the butt of a knife.

FROM HELL IT CAME (1957)?


Of course you got it ....
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Svengoolie 3 on October 17, 2019, 06:29:52 PM
From the  cold depths of space came huge orbs ocular
bringing death and terror to earthlings most sinister.
They had an appetite for human brain meat
But no stomach for any kitchen's heat.
Their ending came in a blaze most spectacular!
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 18, 2020, 01:58:31 AM
gad wheta moron
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: The Burgomaster on January 19, 2020, 09:10:46 AM
DUNE (1984)

Oh, woe! Lament!

Will this movie never end?

My ass feels like I'm sitting on cement!

Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Trevor on January 19, 2020, 09:38:00 AM
The shooting of South African scum
In Lethal Weapon 2, not One
Left Mel Gibson with many gunshots numb
Lying moaning on his bum.
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: ER on January 31, 2020, 02:18:00 PM
The horror!
The horror!
That people consider this movie....
A classic!
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Trevor on February 01, 2020, 12:25:34 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on October 14, 2019, 12:31:45 PM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2019, 12:04:00 PM
In a town called Nilbog all food is green
but you can't p**s on hospitality because that is just mean
tighten your belt by a loop
never join the goblins group
just have a baloney sandwich that isn't too lean

Driving Miss Daisy?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: ER on February 05, 2020, 11:11:58 AM
Gone with the Wind
All them Southern belles
And gents, should have just listened
To wise ol' Mammy.

Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Allhallowsday on February 05, 2020, 07:24:00 PM
In GONE WITH THE WIND
Scarlett lied and sinned
Driving a wagon thru hobo camp
Proved she's really an easy tramp
But by Ashley she was never pinned. 
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Trevor on February 07, 2020, 03:34:24 AM
Rowsdower of The Final Sacrifice
With Satoris and Mike Pipper he tried to make nice
But when he gave Troy an awful leer
The latter drank and puked up all his beer.
Title: Re: Bad poems for bad movies.
Post by: Trevor on February 07, 2020, 07:15:42 AM
That film called Space Mutiny with its hero Blast HardCheese you see
Filled its viewers with an urge to go pee
Hula hoops, brick walls, sunlight in space, slow chases on view, sir
And then you find out friend Trevor knows the producer  :buggedout: