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Title: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 09:53:02 AM
Well, I have one scheduled for tomorrow. (Just the regular screening they recommend everyone get at 50.)

Today I have to semi-fast all day: clear liquids (broth, jello, juice) only. Then, starting around 6, I have to take a super-laxative that's supposed to totally clean you out, and leave you sitting on the toilet for 2 hours. Procedure tomorrow.

Assuming they find no cancer, I won't have to have another one for 10 years.

I assume some of you older folks have had this thing. I'd say it's a medium-sized inconvenience, but at least it will be over soon.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: ER on October 21, 2019, 10:04:43 AM
One thing to look forward to, Craig Ferguson said they inflate you inside with gas, and a cool doctor will let you pick a scent additive, so he got to spend the next day letting farts that smelled like bubble gum.

Pick something awesome, Rev, and let it blast!

(And hey, good job on doing this and I'm sure all will be well.)
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.

No.  Not even close. 
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.

No.  Not even close. 

What do you think the hardest part is?
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 11:36:11 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.
No.  Not even close. 
What do you think the hardest part is?

The cleanse! 
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:48:59 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 11:36:11 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.
No.  Not even close. 
What do you think the hardest part is?

The cleanse! 

Guess I'll find out in T-4 hours.  :buggedout:
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 11:52:13 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:48:59 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 11:36:11 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 21, 2019, 10:36:15 AM
Quote from: HappyGilmore on October 21, 2019, 10:32:08 AM
The fasting would be the hardest part.
No.  Not even close. 
What do you think the hardest part is?
The cleanse! 
Guess I'll find out in T-4 hours.  :buggedout:
I think you know what to expect.  Best of luck to you. 
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: bob on October 21, 2019, 12:43:11 PM
I'm not looking forward to having one, but I know I will have to in the future so...
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: ER on October 21, 2019, 02:18:04 PM
Know what'd be a funny prank to pull before a colonoscopy? If you inserted a pen light way up there and the attendant looking at the camera suddenly got blinded by it.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 03:37:52 PM
The taste is not nearly as bad as I feared. Of course they want me to drink 3-4 liters of the stuff in 2 hours, so I bet it gets old.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: ER on October 21, 2019, 03:51:00 PM
Wouldn't this be a heck of a time for the Rev to discover he forgot to buy toilet paper?
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: indianasmith on October 21, 2019, 05:34:21 PM
I've avoided a checkup for the last ten years to avoid getting one of these.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 21, 2019, 09:03:00 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 21, 2019, 05:34:21 PM
I've avoided a checkup for the last ten years to avoid getting one of these.

I sincerely hope you're joking.

Anyway, the "cleanse" wasn't too bad. Worst part was I had a few minutes of moderate abdominal pain/cramps right before the floodgates opened. I don't feel hungry because I'm still feeling bloated from all the liquid I had to drink. 
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: bob on October 21, 2019, 09:13:15 PM
good luck tomorrow  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 22, 2019, 01:07:38 PM
All done, no polyps, cancerous or otherwise. I'd say it the entire procedure was an inconvenience, but nothing to dread.
Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: ER on October 22, 2019, 01:17:51 PM
That's good news, Rev! Welcome back, and I'm glad your courage in undergoing this was rewarded with a clean bill of health.

Title: Re: Colonoscopy!
Post by: ER on October 22, 2019, 01:19:19 PM
(I also hope all is well with Gabriel Knight and his procedure today.)