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Title: You have been assigned ticket REQ170102
Post by: sprite75 on October 29, 2019, 06:57:21 PM
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To: USS Enterprise Desktop Support Technician
From: LCARS Helpdesk
Subject: You have been assigned ticket REQ170102

Location: 3F 125 - Personnel Quarters: Spock, Commander
Device: Desktop Computer Interface
Request Type: Replacement
Request Opened by: CMDR.SPOCK
Request Approved by: CAPT.KIRK
Summary of Request: Desktop LCARS system in requestor quarters encountered crushing forces due to pon farr related emotional disturbances and requires immediate replacement.  Immediate replacement of device is entirely logical and required for work into science officer's experiment in new ways to irritate Enterprise CMO LENOARD.MCCOY.
Title: Re: You have been assigned ticket REQ170102
Post by: LilCerberus on October 29, 2019, 09:47:36 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 29, 2019, 06:57:21 PM
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The day Leonard Nimoy quit smoking AND found out he had been turned down for a role in Cold Turkey (1971)!
Title: Re: You have been assigned ticket REQ170102
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on October 30, 2019, 05:07:55 PM
Cold Turkey. That title brings back memories of my younger sister and myself. It is a film I have yet to see, but, I can remember it is and still is one of her favorite films to see in the theater.
Title: Re: You have been assigned ticket REQ170102
Post by: MovieFan on November 07, 2019, 02:19:56 AM
"Ow. I thought Jim said this thing was soft. It's as hard as a Vulcan Rubik's cube".