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We are still searching for your special files, Commander. We have tried Troi-Riker-Crusher-3-Way but could not find anything. Are there any other search terms we should try, sir?
It's called "Twitter," sir. I've been following the emotional rantings of an apparently angry 11 year old named @realdonaldtrump!
Well, Commander, I think I've finally beat my previous words per minute goal of 1,500,000.
In the future, we'll still use DOS.