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Title: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 29, 2019, 07:39:55 PM
I tried to see if there was already this topic, couldn't find one.  I thought of it because one is on, an infliction MOVIE I LOATHE THAT EVERY BODY ELSE LOVES:

POLAR EXPRESS (2004)  Ugh.  It's on again.  It's being watched again.  Ugh. 



Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: bob on November 29, 2019, 08:08:31 PM
The Wizard of Oz  :hatred:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2019, 08:16:49 PM
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 08:17:33 PM
Quote from: bob on November 29, 2019, 08:08:31 PM
The Wizard of Oz  :hatred:

Blasphemy! Burn the Witch!

I'm kidding. I can understand why.

For me it's the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
I was dating a girl once, and she rented the movie, and I bit my lip trying to sit threw that. Meatloaf?  :bluesad:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 08:41:51 PM
As far as POLAR EXPRESS goes, Tiana watches all that animated kid stuff- she loves it.
I don't even try to fake it. I go do something else. I would rather eat rat poison.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 29, 2019, 09:42:14 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 08:17:33 PM
Quote from: bob on November 29, 2019, 08:08:31 PM
The Wizard of Oz  :hatred:
Blasphemy! Burn the Witch!
I'm kidding. I can understand why.
For me it's the ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.
I was dating a girl once, and she rented the movie, and I bit my lip trying to sit threw that. Meatloaf?  :bluesad:
I understand too.  I went through a long phase of hating THE WIZARD OF OZ.  I have come to appreciate it again, and love it more than I did as a kid.  Not exactly what I'd call "endlessly watchable" it is close...  it should be well known on this forum that RCMerchant hates ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW.  I like it, but understand anybody hating any film.  I mean, I hate THE SOUND OF MUSIC.   :teddyr:

Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2019, 08:16:49 PM
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

I think you're mentioned that before.  I like that one too, but it has been over-shown for decades... being in the public domain.  

Quote from: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 08:41:51 PM
As far as POLAR EXPRESS goes, Tiana watches all that animated kid stuff- she loves it.
I don't even try to fake it. I go do something else. I would rather eat rat poison.
I dig it.  POLAR EXPRESS was on, it looks great, I called it "kid stuff" and went to my computer.  
There are some good ideas in that manipulative drively protracted nonsense; none are realized and visuals are all.  
Ugh it is too many TOM HANKS and though I like him, I aint a fan.  So the "trick" DON'T WORK.  Man I hate that movie.  :lookingup: :hatred:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 10:02:39 PM
^ I thought the whole planet liked the SOUND OF MUSIC.
(The sound of me shooting myself in the head.)

(https://i.imgur.com/KHZlaF6.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Yeh. I hate it too.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Trevor on November 29, 2019, 10:07:36 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 29, 2019, 10:02:39 PM
^ I thought the whole planet liked the SOUND OF MUSIC.
(The sound of me shooting myself in the head.)

(https://i.imgur.com/KHZlaF6.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Yeh. I hate it too.


:teddyr: :teddyr:

Ronny, a few years ago you asked for our favourite 1960s horror films and I put The Sound of Music on top of my list  :wink:

My least favourite film was and is ET The Extraterrestrial: I found it blasphemous.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: LilCerberus on November 29, 2019, 10:33:25 PM
I'm a wee tad disappointed that How Murray Saved Christmas didn't catch on, even though I can understand why...

And now that we have rabbit ear stations dedicated exclusively to those good old classic baddies, I'm a little annoyed that http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santaclaus/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santaclaus/) or http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/) don't get any airplay, along with a few others on Andrew's list...
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: indianasmith on November 29, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
ROCKY.

And pretty much all boxing movies.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Olivia Bauer on November 30, 2019, 12:07:02 AM
I don't think Polar Express is really a movie everyone loves.

It's pretty polarizing. Especially for its uncanny valley faces.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 30, 2019, 12:26:47 AM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 30, 2019, 12:07:02 AM
I don't think Polar Express is really a movie everyone loves.
It's pretty polarizing. Especially for its uncanny valley faces.

I always own hyperbole and wear it like a badge. 
POLAR EXPRESS is popular enough to be broadcast multiple times at this time of year thru various outlets.  It's huge.  Like polar bear droppings. 
(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/APWXJ5/polar-bear-ursus-maritimus-scat-on-the-pack-ice-1002-coastal-plain-APWXJ5.jpg)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: zombie no.one on November 30, 2019, 01:32:58 PM
never even heard of it.  :question:


for me it's probably HEAT... thought it was rubbish, but everyone seemed to fall over themselves in a rush to praise it
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on November 30, 2019, 01:45:06 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on November 29, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
ROCKY.

And pretty much all boxing movies.

Hate Rocky.
I loved RAGING BULL!
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on November 30, 2019, 04:35:10 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on November 29, 2019, 10:37:49 PM
ROCKY.

And pretty much all boxing movies.

I haven't looked at ROCKY in decades, and don't need to.  I like some boxing movies like THE SET UP or RAGING BULL or THE HARDER THEY FALL (BOGART's last movie). 
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: VenomX73 on December 01, 2019, 11:30:43 AM
you guys dont like Rocky?,,, oh boy,,,  :bluesad:  I always liked 2 and 3. and 4!!! :)

(https://i.giphy.com/media/26tP2XGboIb27xz6o/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: WingedSerpent on December 01, 2019, 11:57:48 AM
I've heard that if you liked Guardians of the Galaxy there was a good chance you didn't like GOTG Vol2, and visa versa.  I believe that because while I liked the first one-i HATED GOTG Vol 2.

Al the characters felt flanderized
]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flanderization] (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flanderization)

The movie was laughing way too hard at its own jokes.

And I call BS on that whole Yondu  thing at the end, where in the last 5 minutes I'm supposed to care about a character whose been almost another antagonist through the series. I'm not buying it Disney.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: chefzombie on December 01, 2019, 04:32:36 PM
i agree with all but the wizard of oz and GOTG2. LOVE them both!
  miracle on 34th street is mine, HATE that movie!
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: FatFreddysCat on December 01, 2019, 04:55:02 PM
I'm seconding Wizard of Oz, but I have a particularly personal reason for hating it:

My 5th grade class (circa 1981) performed "Wizard of Oz" as a stage play for the entire school, and yours truly was cast as the Cowardly Lion. (If you'd known 11 year old me you'd probably say, "Oh, that's perfect casting," but dammit, I auditioned for the Tin Man. They gave that to a kid who could barely speak English!)

Anyway, as part of the preparation for said play, we watched scenes from the movie over and over AND OVER AND OVER again....

When performance time came, words cannot describe the humiliation I suffered standing on stage in front of what seemed like the entire world, wearing a cheap lion costume with "whiskers" drawn on my face and a tail pinned to my ass.

As an added bonus, the girl who played "Dorothy," in addition to being a total b***ch who hated my guts, had not quite finished going through puberty yet, so she couldn't sing worth a spit. Hearing her squeak out "Over the Rainbow" dozens of times in rehearsals started out as unintentional comedy ("Sooooome...WHEEEEEEEERE... (crack) over the (squawk) RAIN-BOOOOOWWWW....") but eventually became sheer torture.

To this day if I hear that damn song I break out in hives.

I swore once that experience ended that I would have nothing to do with "Oz" ever again.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: zombie no.one on December 01, 2019, 05:18:35 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on December 01, 2019, 04:55:02 PM


As an added bonus, the girl who played "Dorothy," in addition to being a total b***ch who hated my guts, had not quite finished going through puberty yet, so she couldn't sing worth a spit. Hearing her squeak out "Over the Rainbow" dozens of times in rehearsals started out as unintentional comedy ("Sooooome...WHEEEEEEEERE... (crack) over the (squawk) RAIN-BOOOOOWWWW....") but eventually became sheer torture.

ah yes, that awkward moment during a girl's teenage years when her voice hasn't quite broken yet.... erm.hang on, what. you sure she wasn't a he? you know, like a he she, she's a he not a she, mrs doubtfire stylee?
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: bob on December 01, 2019, 06:10:33 PM
Super Troopers

everyone I know loves this ---- I gave up on it and ejected it after half an hour

Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Trevor on December 01, 2019, 07:24:53 PM
Quote from: bob on December 01, 2019, 06:10:33 PM
Super Troopers

everyone I know loves this ---- I gave up on it and ejected it after half an hour



I didn't like it much either.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Gabriel Knight on December 02, 2019, 06:54:01 AM
Here's the original thread, if anyone is interested in reading old opinions.

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,149140.0.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,149140.0.html)

Got plenty of examples because I'm one of those annoying people that sees something extremely popular and has to hate it, but I'll just copy the one from there:

Quote from: Gabriel Knight on February 11, 2019, 12:35:56 PM
I know this is hardocre necro, but it's a nice thread to keep going, and I did wanted to say something about a movie I saw recently: The Big Lebowski.

It was nearly impossible for me to even trying to form a smile in my face while watching this crap. Awful, simply awful. The "jokes" were so unfunny and predictable that I almost cried (the car smashing scene, to give a quick example).  :thumbdown:
BTW, regarding SUPER TROOPERS, my favorite comedy of all times: I've tried to show it to plenty of people to see if they like it, so far I havent' had any luck. I don't know a single person that actually enjoyed it.  :twirl:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Rev. Powell on December 02, 2019, 08:41:06 AM
GOOD WILL HUNTING.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: messedup on December 02, 2019, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: VenomX73 on December 01, 2019, 11:30:43 AM
you guys dont like Rocky?,,, oh boy,,,  :bluesad:  I always liked 2 and 3.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/26tP2XGboIb27xz6o/giphy.webp)
What? No love for 4?

Besides that there are no movies that I could think of that I loathed while others love them.
The closest thing would be ET I guess. I don't hate it, but I only saw it once or twice in my life and I don't have any emotional connection with this movie tbh.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: bob on December 02, 2019, 09:29:52 AM
A Christmas Story
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: claws on December 02, 2019, 10:14:23 AM
The Butterfly Effect. This is a bad movie and not a good bad movie, or a good movie. It's just bad.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on December 02, 2019, 11:55:09 AM
Quote from: claws on December 02, 2019, 10:14:23 AM
The Butterfly Effect. This is a bad movie and not a good bad movie, or a good movie. It's just bad.

I don't like that movie AT ALL.   :buggedout:
I would rather drink liquid Draino.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 02, 2019, 12:35:35 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on December 02, 2019, 08:41:06 AM
GOOD WILL HUNTING.


(https://i.giphy.com/media/26tP2XGboIb27xz6o/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: VenomX73 on December 02, 2019, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: messedup on December 02, 2019, 08:52:20 AM
Quote from: VenomX73 on December 01, 2019, 11:30:43 AM
you guys dont like Rocky?,,, oh boy,,,  :bluesad:  I always liked 2 and 3.


What? No love for 4?

Besides that there are no movies that I could think of that I loathed while others love them.
The closest thing would be ET I guess. I don't hate it, but I only saw it once or twice in my life and I don't have any emotional connection with this movie tbh.

good catch! I love 4 as well... i'll fix that typo lol...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/113vkaTCLRW5u8/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: VenomX73 on December 02, 2019, 12:48:38 PM
Quote from: bob on December 02, 2019, 09:29:52 AM
A Christmas Story

on no lol! I love that movie, its my go to Christmas movie!
I once sat though an all day, day after thanksgiving rerun lol

(https://media.giphy.com/media/V4SGDlwwOYGvm/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on December 02, 2019, 01:06:58 PM
STAR WARS-
I don't like anything that's STAR WARS related.

(https://i.imgur.com/pbe1gf2.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: claws on December 02, 2019, 01:22:31 PM
I'll also throw in Unbreakable (2000). Whatever gets people in a rage of praise for the film I don't get it. I thought it was boring as f**k and unintentional funny.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Gabriel Knight on December 02, 2019, 01:49:43 PM
Quote from: claws on December 02, 2019, 01:22:31 PM
I'll also throw in Unbreakable (2000). Whatever gets people in a rage of praise for the film I don't get it. I thought it was boring as f**k and unintentional funny.

Agree. The weight lifting scene was particularly painful. I think I mentioned it in another thread.

- Lifts a weight, notices it's not that heavy.
- Gives a long look to another, heavier weight.
- He lifts it, notices it's not that heavy.
- Gives a long look to another, heavier weight.
- He lifts it, notices it's not that heavy.
- Gives a long look to another, heavier weight.

Man, that was some crazy and suspenseful scene right there.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: bob on December 02, 2019, 05:06:59 PM
Magnolia
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: chefzombie on December 02, 2019, 09:58:53 PM
what's that stupid movie with the southern hairdressers? i HATE that movie. and add in driving miss daisy too!
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 02, 2019, 10:24:56 PM
Quote from: chefzombie on December 02, 2019, 09:58:53 PM
what's that stupid movie with the southern hairdressers? i HATE that movie. and add in driving miss daisy too!

STEEL MAGNOLIAS.  It's a guilty pleasure. 
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: chefzombie on December 03, 2019, 03:09:08 AM
ah, that's the one, yes. no offense my dear, but it is HORRIBLE!  i get the guilty pleasure though, mine there is crimes of the heart,lol!
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: RCMerchant on December 03, 2019, 09:51:01 AM
Just noticed in the local ad flyer that POLAR EXPRESS will be playing for free at the Strand this weekend.  :lookingup:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 10:53:55 AM
Lethal Weapon 2, Cry Freedom, A Dry White Season, A World Apart, The Color of Friendship: all terrible anti-South Africa POSs.  :tongueout:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: claws on December 03, 2019, 11:05:03 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 10:53:55 AM
Lethal Weapon 2, Cry Freedom, A Dry White Season, A World Apart, The Color of Friendship: all terrible anti-South Africa POSs.  :tongueout:

How do you feel about people here at badmovies.org loving those movies?
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 11:44:41 AM
Quote from: claws on December 03, 2019, 11:05:03 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 10:53:55 AM
Lethal Weapon 2, Cry Freedom, A Dry White Season, A World Apart, The Color of Friendship: all terrible anti-South Africa POSs.  :tongueout:

How do you feel about people here at badmovies.org loving those movies?

No problem with that and apartheid was a very evil system but I don't like films like that made by people who conveniently ignore the issues in their own countries and choose to focus on SA instead. If these films were made by SA filmmakers, then great.
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 05, 2019, 11:57:20 PM
LEGENDS OF THE FALL    Yeh, I know, "everybody" doesn't love it.  But I UNLOVE it enough to mention that happy horsesh!t.   :thumbdown:

Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: zelmo73 on December 06, 2019, 12:11:25 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 11:44:41 AM
Quote from: claws on December 03, 2019, 11:05:03 AM
Quote from: Trevor on December 03, 2019, 10:53:55 AM
Lethal Weapon 2, Cry Freedom, A Dry White Season, A World Apart, The Color of Friendship: all terrible anti-South Africa POSs.  :tongueout:

How do you feel about people here at badmovies.org loving those movies?

No problem with that and apartheid was a very evil system but I don't like films like that made by people who conveniently ignore the issues in their own countries and choose to focus on SA instead. If these films were made by SA filmmakers, then great.

Yeah, but on the flip side of that coin, our news media loves to shower Winnie Mandela with praise when she would have just as soon as put a necklace on them if their skin was the wrong color.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bds5OMecczU/T8YdToBqaRI/AAAAAAAAALw/jfAjzQp-oyc/s1600/winnie+mandela+murdurous+witch.jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing)
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: zombie no.one on December 06, 2019, 07:29:12 AM
ROOM*

complete load of sappy, unrealistic grief-porn nonsense.


* not THE ROOM   :smile:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Allhallowsday on December 14, 2019, 03:50:06 PM
MARY POPPINS  

I believe Trevor and I concur :  THE SOUND OF MUSIC   :thumbdown: :lookingup:



Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: chefzombie on December 14, 2019, 03:53:34 PM
not sure it's been mentioned, but " beaches".  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: MOVIES you LOATHE everybody else LOVES: POLAR EXPRESS
Post by: Gabriel Knight on January 13, 2020, 08:07:53 AM
I'll probably be quite alone on this one, but...

CADDYSHACK

Like, seriously. I watched it because all the praise it gets, and if it wasn't because it is labeled as such, I would've never guessed it's a comedy. Zero laughs from my part; in fact, I ended up kinda grumpy, especially because I watched PORKY'S before this one and it was a million times better.

Not to mention, the worst Bill Murray role ever. The first time I watch that guy and I don't laugh. Now that's an achievement.