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Title: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Rev. Powell on January 14, 2020, 02:42:25 PM
...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/ (https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/)

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Alex on January 14, 2020, 03:25:56 PM
I saw this mentioned elsewhere and assumed it was a joke. Guess not. Don't see it being on my shopping list any time soon.
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Olivia Bauer on January 14, 2020, 04:50:06 PM
She runs a company that peddles psuedoscience. She even has her own Netflix show coming out.

F**k her.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: bob on January 14, 2020, 05:02:20 PM
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Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Trevor on January 15, 2020, 04:14:07 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 14, 2020, 02:42:25 PM
...and there's a waiting list to buy it.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/ (https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/beauty/fragrance/a30510012/gwyneth-paltrow-vagina-candle/)

This chick is a big bundle of goofy, and she's making bank off it.

:question: Oy....

(https://i.imgflip.com/3m65g7.jpg)
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 07:48:13 PM
I heard ANDY COHEN ask MARTHA STEWART about this last night. 

Her next candle will be Back Door Blast
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  :twirl:
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  :twirl:
Do you need to ask?   :twirl: 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 18, 2020, 01:03:24 AM
http://youtu.be/ftzYZxD3uBY (http://youtu.be/ftzYZxD3uBY) 

Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 19, 2020, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  :twirl:
Do you need to ask?   :twirl: 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Trevor on January 20, 2020, 03:20:32 AM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on January 19, 2020, 01:50:59 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 17, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 17, 2020, 07:58:29 PM
I wonder how she got it to smell that way?  :twirl:
Do you need to ask?   :twirl: 

I understand that the $75 price tag has encouraged goopy GWYNETH to option several new candle scents.  She will be consulting with HARVEY WEINSTEIN about some followups, like Morning After Breath, Nipple Not Near, and Dirty Diaper Dawn

She is consulting with the wrong person. She ought to consult with our own Trevor and come out with candles that smell like dirty underwear, for, who knows more about dirty underwear, then our own Trevor.

:buggedout: +  :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

Sorry but I'm not going where Tony Stark's already been.  :wink:
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: Alex on January 20, 2020, 07:24:21 AM
I can't decide if I have more contempt for her or the people who buy this.
Title: Re: Gwyneth Paltrow has released a vagina-scented candle...
Post by: ER on February 05, 2020, 10:58:53 AM
Annnnd her fame reaches 0.59......