A Scottish man failed to put a good amount of thought into his bank robbery (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/bank-robber-matthew-davies-dunfermline-bank-of-scotland-glasgow-a9289676.html)
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A bank robber who wore a pillow case with no eye holes as a disguise was arrested after fleeing "very slowly" then stopping to pet a dog, a court has been told.
Matthew Davies, 47, robbed a Bank of Scotland branch in Dunfermline, Scotland, armed with a meat cleaver last September. He pulled his weapon out of a pillowcase before putting the bedding over his face in an attempt to conceal his identity.
But during a hearing at the High Court in Glasgow, the robber was forced to remove his makeshift mask because he "couldn't see", the Daily Record reports.
Prosecutor Stewart Ronnie said: "This was due to a failure to create eye holes."