Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! If still waters run deep, this place must begin down around the River Styx. Honestly, am I going to have to come back just to stir the pot?
:question: Post, people, post!
Some suggested topics til/if I come back:
Why do they still have c-sections in Star Trek, when they have transporters?
Belly button rings on pregnant chicks, sexy, or the cure for overeating?
Amon Amarth is to music what bagpipes are to _______? (My answer: seducing an amorous heifer.)
The Holy Roller Empire is/is not a good name if I ever open a bakery?
Green has always seemed an odd choice for BMDO's interior decor. Counterpoint: That isn't green, it's a shade of yellow, like that dress was!
Would any washing machine ever built survive a spin cycle against Trevor's legendary Stained Boxer-Briefs of Madness?
Does anyone else think that cloud outside right now looks a little like the Virgin Mary PMS-ing on a bad hair day?
What about the rumor that RC is really a closet Twilight fan? (Yes, the rumor exists, I started it.)
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Why did Harry Potter let Mr. Weasley remain ignorant about the purpose of a rubber duck?
The first time I got tipsy was on wine while listening to The Cure. Was Robert Smith to blame? Discuss amongst yourselves. In Latin!
It is cooler to refer to the year as "two-thousand-twenty" or "twenty-twenty"?
Yes/no? Dentists who give lollipops are like plus-size clothes stores who hand out slices of cheesecake?
Antichrist Superstar....the best thing about it was the title?
So if we accept that it's all about that bass, what, then, is "it"....?
I should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
Ever had a fear you exist because your parents had a fight about whose turn it was to go to the drugstore?
Bowie as Pilate, or Bowie as Tesla?
Ever worry Reverend Powell's ordination came from The Universal Life Church Online, and you may not really be married?
There, that should help. In the meantime:
Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N4t51IVQ5M#)
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PM
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Yup, done that. Do I get bonus points for it being while we saw them live?
Quote from: Alex on January 22, 2020, 04:17:54 PM
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PM
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Yup, done that. Do I get bonus points for it being while we saw them live?
That makes you a god! (Also an apostate among LDS.)
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:30:13 PM
Quote from: Alex on January 22, 2020, 04:17:54 PM
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PM
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
Yup, done that. Do I get bonus points for it being while we saw them live?
That makes you a god! (Also an apostate among LDS.)
Well it was at the LDS headquaters with a member of the church.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PM
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! If still waters run deep, this place must begin down around the River Styx. Honestly, am I going to have to come back just to stir the pot?
Why did Harry Potter let Mr. Weasley remain ignorant about the purpose of a rubber duck?
It is cooler to refer to the year as "two-thousand-twenty" or "twenty-twenty"?
I think Harry just should has lied and made something up about how humans worship ducks or something.
I think two thousand twenty sounds more futuristic then just twenty twenty. So I'll go with that.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMWhy do they still have c-sections in Star Trek, when they have transporters?
They tried it once but between that and the food replicator, the entire crew ended up being really, really fat. Only Picard survived because he specifically sustains himself with tea. Earl grey. Hot.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMBelly button rings on pregnant chicks, sexy, or the cure for overeating?
Honestly, I think they're nasty, so I'll go for the latter.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMAmon Amarth is to music what bagpipes are to _______? (My answer: seducing an amorous heifer.)
Who? :twirl:
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMThe Holy Roller Empire is/is not a good name if I ever open a bakery?
It's a great name but only if you make it medieval themed.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMGreen has always seemed an odd choice for BMDO's interior decor. Counterpoint: That isn't green, it's a shade of yellow, like that dress was!
Decor is a lie, just put any color you want. Or none at all - you won't have to worry about ruining the wall with the back of your chair that way.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMWould any washing machine ever built survive a spin cycle against Trevor's legendary Stained Boxer-Briefs of Madness?
There is one but Indiana Jones failed to retrieve it and instead went for aliens.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMDoes anyone else think that cloud outside right now looks a little like the Virgin Mary PMS-ing on a bad hair day?
Well... I thought it looked like a dog barking at a pile of tires, but now that you mention it...
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMWhat about the rumor that RC is really a closet Twilight fan? (Yes, the rumor exists, I started it.)
I heard that he actually
invented the whole sparking vampires thing so people can value Bela's work more.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMSurely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
I've never seen a mormon! Do they actually exist? Are they evil like dolphins?
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMWhy did Harry Potter let Mr. Weasley remain ignorant about the purpose of a rubber duck?
Because he's an ass, that's quite obvious.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMThe first time I got tipsy was on wine while listening to The Cure. Was Robert Smith to blame? Discuss amongst yourselves. In Latin!
Iamiam cedant reus. (powered by the Almighty Google)
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMIt is cooler to refer to the year as "two-thousand-twenty" or "twenty-twenty"?
Definitely twenty-twenty, that's why I say two-thousand-twenty.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMYes/no? Dentists who give lollipops are like plus-size clothes stores who hand out slices of cheesecake?
No, they're worst.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMAntichrist Superstar....the best thing about it was the title?
It
does make me wanna watch it, so I guess it is.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMSo if we accept that it's all about that bass, what, then, is "it"....?
You lost me there.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMI should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
Only if you use nice perfumes. Girls who smell nice can wear anything they want.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMEver had a fear you exist because your parents had a fight about whose turn it was to go to the drugstore?
Not really, I was
meant to exist. Between me and my brother, my mom had a fake pregnancy that had nothing inside. I was inevitable.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMBowie as Pilate, or Bowie as Tesla?
Haven't seen him as Pilate, but as Tesla I wish I never did because it ruined
THE PRESTIGE for me, with that silly scifi twist.
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PMEver worry Reverend Powell's ordination came from The Universal Life Church Online, and you may not really be married?
The Lord works in mysterious ways, so maybe His powers are present online too!
Now if any of those threads actually show up, I already have it covered. :thumbup:
I am with the government: since Dec 1 1989. :wink:
Quote from: ER on January 22, 2020, 04:10:09 PM
Ever worry Reverend Powell's ordination came from The Universal Life Church Online, and you may not really be married?
The only religion I profess is the religion the Almighty and me worked out betwixt us.
Why do they still have c-sections in Star Trek, when they have transporters?
(https://i.gifer.com/sEi.gif)
Belly button rings on pregnant chicks, sexy, or the cure for overeating?
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/31PYLYpkdnaMBhZ1Wk/giphy.gif)
Amon Amarth is to music what bagpipes are to _______? (My answer: seducing an amorous heifer.)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3dccc03b1c3b3e6372a4b50ca96abe37/tenor.gif?itemid=15451917)
The Holy Roller Empire is/is not a good name if I ever open a bakery?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kUFlw7XaGE36w/giphy.gif)
Green has always seemed an odd choice for BMDO's interior decor. Counterpoint: That isn't green, it's a shade of yellow, like that dress was!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/d3dR4B0tTA8cdZscBa/giphy.gif)
Would any washing machine ever built survive a spin cycle against Trevor's legendary Stained Boxer-Briefs of Madness?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0a1f1b8452fc243710bbd2ffe73f0488/tenor.gif?itemid=15071571)
Does anyone else think that cloud outside right now looks a little like the Virgin Mary PMS-ing on a bad hair day?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e5c13ff03f65e886b6808117695dc834/tenor.gif?itemid=4576261)
What about the rumor that RC is really a closet Twilight fan? (Yes, the rumor exists, I started it.)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/KanqCs2oHuzKYCXSXo/giphy.gif)
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif)
Why did Harry Potter let Mr. Weasley remain ignorant about the purpose of a rubber duck?
(https://i.gifer.com/72nt.gif)
The first time I got tipsy was on wine while listening to The Cure. Was Robert Smith to blame? Discuss amongst yourselves. In Latin!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f4635beb4c09acfb61957d7dd6354a03/tenor.gif?itemid=14660740)
It is cooler to refer to the year as "two-thousand-twenty" or "twenty-twenty"?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0EoA9PZXBnvJDQxW/giphy.gif)
Yes/no? Dentists who give lollipops are like plus-size clothes stores who hand out slices of cheesecake?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM/source.gif)
Antichrist Superstar....the best thing about it was the title?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/21I909B1Us5hsGiupn/giphy.gif)
So if we accept that it's all about that bass, what, then, is "it"....?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/76/1f/19761fb4074c3b65d932b3bd3d63a271.gif)
I should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/edPKhH1BwuK7N1Mjge/giphy.gif)
Ever had a fear you exist because your parents had a fight about whose turn it was to go to the drugstore?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/ac/94/22ac94058843a69bed3f14d33e59eac7.gif)
Bowie as Pilate, or Bowie as Tesla?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/f6/b4/eef6b47bff20282682e74739842952b8.gif)
Ever worry Reverend Powell's ordination came from The Universal Life Church Online, and you may not really be married?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/j0QzcmFNp05OAwRss4/giphy.gif)
Quote from: claws on January 23, 2020, 11:24:00 AM
Why do they still have c-sections in Star Trek, when they have transporters?
(https://i.gifer.com/sEi.gif)
Belly button rings on pregnant chicks, sexy, or the cure for overeating?
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/31PYLYpkdnaMBhZ1Wk/giphy.gif)
Amon Amarth is to music what bagpipes are to _______? (My answer: seducing an amorous heifer.)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3dccc03b1c3b3e6372a4b50ca96abe37/tenor.gif?itemid=15451917)
The Holy Roller Empire is/is not a good name if I ever open a bakery?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kUFlw7XaGE36w/giphy.gif)
Green has always seemed an odd choice for BMDO's interior decor. Counterpoint: That isn't green, it's a shade of yellow, like that dress was!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/d3dR4B0tTA8cdZscBa/giphy.gif)
Would any washing machine ever built survive a spin cycle against Trevor's legendary Stained Boxer-Briefs of Madness?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/0a1f1b8452fc243710bbd2ffe73f0488/tenor.gif?itemid=15071571)
Does anyone else think that cloud outside right now looks a little like the Virgin Mary PMS-ing on a bad hair day?
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e5c13ff03f65e886b6808117695dc834/tenor.gif?itemid=4576261)
What about the rumor that RC is really a closet Twilight fan? (Yes, the rumor exists, I started it.)
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/KanqCs2oHuzKYCXSXo/giphy.gif)
Surely I am not the only one who has made out to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS/200w.gif)
Why did Harry Potter let Mr. Weasley remain ignorant about the purpose of a rubber duck?
(https://i.gifer.com/72nt.gif)
The first time I got tipsy was on wine while listening to The Cure. Was Robert Smith to blame? Discuss amongst yourselves. In Latin!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/f4635beb4c09acfb61957d7dd6354a03/tenor.gif?itemid=14660740)
It is cooler to refer to the year as "two-thousand-twenty" or "twenty-twenty"?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/l0EoA9PZXBnvJDQxW/giphy.gif)
Yes/no? Dentists who give lollipops are like plus-size clothes stores who hand out slices of cheesecake?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/fXJyMfUdqVCMPAnPJM/source.gif)
Antichrist Superstar....the best thing about it was the title?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/21I909B1Us5hsGiupn/giphy.gif)
So if we accept that it's all about that bass, what, then, is "it"....?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/76/1f/19761fb4074c3b65d932b3bd3d63a271.gif)
I should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/edPKhH1BwuK7N1Mjge/giphy.gif)
Ever had a fear you exist because your parents had a fight about whose turn it was to go to the drugstore?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/22/ac/94/22ac94058843a69bed3f14d33e59eac7.gif)
Bowie as Pilate, or Bowie as Tesla?
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/f6/b4/eef6b47bff20282682e74739842952b8.gif)
Ever worry Reverend Powell's ordination came from The Universal Life Church Online, and you may not really be married?
(https://media.giphy.com/media/j0QzcmFNp05OAwRss4/giphy.gif)
Since I can't give you karma, I'll just say those are hilariously great.
And surely I'm not the only one cursed with having heard Amon Amarth?
Quote from: ER on January 23, 2020, 11:45:42 AM
And surely I'm not the only one cursed with having heard Amon Amarth?
Heard'em, don't like'em. Too much WOOOOARRRRRGH for my blood.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/l2SpSQLpViJk9vhmg/source.gif)
QuoteWhy do they still have c-sections in Star Trek, when they have transporters?
I'm assuming because the baby is still connected to the mother. Would essentially make them one - until the umbilical cord is cut?
...just a wild guess.
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/5d262c40d382373601fbde338850e2cf/tumblr_mstnlb4Box1shabqvo1_400.gif)
"What about the rumor that RC is really a closet Twilight fan? (Yes, the rumor exists, I started it.)"
(https://i.imgur.com/lhFqYNG.gif) (https://lunapic.com)
QuoteI should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
Your wardrobe should be nothing BUT bright colors.
Preferably clashing neons like some refuge from the 80s.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on January 23, 2020, 08:42:55 PM
QuoteI should add brighter colors to my wardrobe?
Your wardrobe should be nothing BUT bright colors.
Preferably clashing neons like some refuge from the 80s.
Could work, I guess, considering I've worn more white than Emily Dickinson and more black than Morticia Addams.
Happy to see you're back! And I've heard of Amon Amarth and kind of agree.