Wisconsin Man told Florida Man to hold his Old Milwaukee (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/return-of-duddles-275108) while he sought to spend quality time with the fuzz.
QuoteCops say Benjamin Duddles, 47, last week called the non-emergency line at the Waukesha Police Department four times over a 37-minute period and made some odd requests of police personnel, according to a criminal complaint.
In one conversation with a female dispatcher, Duddles said, "It would be super duper cool if we could spend some quality time together." The operator replied, "I don't know you so I don't want to spend quality time with you."
While speaking with a male dispatcher during a second call, Duddles asked, "Well, do you wanna, you know, fool around?" "No, I don't want to fool around," the operator shot back.
Officers sent to Duddles's Milwaukee-area residence discovered him, not surprisingly, in an intoxicated state. They also found a "glass smoking pipe" and THC in the apartment.