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Title: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: chainsaw midget on January 29, 2020, 09:58:22 PM

So, this exists.

(https://i.imgur.com/btURZD9.jpg)

I'm actually impressed that they managed to release this movie with that title without Disney coming in and stomping them flat.

I'm less impressed that it looks like this.
(https://i.imgur.com/nDKnBUs.jpg)
I don't even know what joke to make about those outfits.

The plot? Oh, an Evil Empire is going to destroy a rebel planet so the daughter of Lord Badguy Whateverhisnameis joins the rebels to try to stop him.

For some reason that sounds strangely familiar.

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: LilCerberus on January 29, 2020, 10:10:41 PM

Gee, the first half of the title had me thinking it would be about the survivors of some sort of Robot Holocaust, out looking for a mythological planet with a strangely familiar name...

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: Trevor on January 29, 2020, 11:40:54 PM

Production company's listed as Two Guys And A Film :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: indianasmith on January 29, 2020, 11:59:07 PM

Now I must see this . . .

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: Alex on January 30, 2020, 02:12:14 AM

That guys hair looks like some sort of crime against nature.

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: Trevor on January 30, 2020, 05:17:01 AM

Quote from: Alex on January 30, 2020, 02:12:14 AM
That guys hair looks like some sort of crime against nature.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: Gabriel Knight on January 30, 2020, 06:26:26 AM

Those outfits look like crappy cosplay, fantastic! And I'm willing to bet that the s**tty plot of this knockoff is probably better than any of the Disney movies. :bouncegiggle:

BTW, I'm not very surprised about this thing. I mean, they made TRANSMORPHERS and got away with it.

(https://es.web.img2.acsta.net/c_215_290/medias/nmedia/18/79/72/76/19515327.jpg)

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: claws on January 30, 2020, 06:42:54 AM

It looks even worse in motion

Error 404 (Not Found)!!1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbH7Ci3QcK4#)

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: FatFreddysCat on January 30, 2020, 11:57:48 AM

Hahaha, of course I'll watch this. Asylum films are like junk food - they're terrible for you but they're so much fun.

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: bob on January 30, 2020, 05:59:23 PM

the guy in the center of the poster looks like Antonio Banderas

Title: Re: Don't you ever change, Asylum
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 30, 2020, 11:49:46 PM

Reminds me of this: METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED SYN (1983) Even stoned we laughed.

http://youtu.be/AGLnkyL41B0 (http://youtu.be/AGLnkyL41B0)

http://youtu.be/UDUqr6ZQ--8 (http://youtu.be/UDUqr6ZQ--8)

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