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Title: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM
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Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: Alex on February 15, 2020, 12:35:32 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM
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The sex shop had a very uninspiring collection of blow up dolls.
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 15, 2020, 12:49:03 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM
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Give me a minute on this thing we're doing. I mean, what we're doing. What are we doing, sarge?
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: chainsaw midget on February 15, 2020, 10:35:42 PM
It's his own personal Jesus!  He picked up the receiver and they made him a believer! 
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: retrorussell on February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM
Jesus, you old so and so!  How you been, my man!!!

GAK!  You're crushing me!  Put me down this instant!!!
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: sprite75 on February 18, 2020, 01:58:02 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on February 16, 2020, 02:38:26 AM
Jesus, you old so and so!  How you been, my man!!!

GAK!  You're crushing me!  Put me down this instant!!!

Yeah you made my legs pop off already! 
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: LilCerberus on February 18, 2020, 02:14:13 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM
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http://youtu.be/WVJ-Wlacc-E (http://youtu.be/WVJ-Wlacc-E)
Title: Re: Cool I got my own legless life sized Jesus action figure!
Post by: Alex on February 18, 2020, 03:46:19 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on February 15, 2020, 11:24:40 AM
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Since he could no longer run away, Jesus just had to hope the thing digging into his side was just his captors keys.