If you were to make a perfect bad Movie town, who would live there?
To start off...
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This is your town undertaker
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This is the guy who sells icecream to the kids
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This is the Janitor
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This guy goes around town doing odd jobs
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This guy has a rock band (it's not very good)
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This guy is the richest man in town
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Is the Evil Midget (you can't tell me your perfect bad movie town doesn't have an evil midget)
So come on, now. Who else lives here? What do they bring to the community?
Got to have farmers, I reckon! :drink:
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the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 07, 2020, 03:53:04 PM
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the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom
^ :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
The missing girl on the milk carton. ( From Jean Rollins CAGED VIRGINS.)
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!
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Your local friendly librarian who will talk about her favourite author all winter long given half a chance.
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Don't forget the man of the cloth.
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What about the local biker gang?
Are they going to be a bunch of denim vested shirtless clones on heavily butchered Harley Shovelheads who listen too much to some really bad Beach Boys/Credence Clearwater Revival fusion group,
OR
Are they going to be a bunch of teenage posers on really cheap dirtbikes who listen way to much to some Blondie/Southern Death Cult fusion group?
and
Are they going to end up causing the problem that makes the movie because they're jerks, or are they gonna do something more ambiguous to ensure the movie keeps going?
and
Are they all going to end up getting killed because, frankly, they deserved it,
Or
Are they going to come around to the good side & help the protagonist(s) battle the issue in question?
and
IF they come around to the good side will it be because:
a) It's an excuse for them to help people & do something violent at the same time
b) One of their own gets killed, thus prompting them to seek revenge
c) They catch a glimpse of the dough-boy protagonist doing something tough & brave, thus winning their respect
Your local detective, ready for you to thrill him.
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The retail clerk, always prepared for anything. And I do mean anything.
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And of course every town needs some trouble making youths
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Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 06:08:33 PM
And of course every town needs some trouble making youths
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I suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?
random neighbors...
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QuoteI suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?
I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers.
Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
QuoteI suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?
I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers.
Could lead to some confusion when we get to all the
"ANDs" & "ORs" in the plot (or lack there of) but I'll go with it!
And of course the kindly country doctor!
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the ice cream store up the street...
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The village idiot!
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Mindy - the cutest girl in town, but she only ever dates the numbskull jocks that treat her mean.
so unfair :bluesad:
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...
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Quote from: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 10:02:09 AM
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...
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PERFECT!!!!!! :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
http://youtu.be/PkUcqNnotLQ (http://youtu.be/PkUcqNnotLQ)
The local extermiantor
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The electrician
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And the town dentist
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the local bellhop
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..and the motel owner where said bellhop works...
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Isn't that motel down by the swamp... near that creepy old house where the rich guy lives with his family? :question:
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Every small town needs a local mailman.
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The girl on the school bus no one want's to sit next to.
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Some amusing old legend involving:
a) An old house, church mausoleum or other building or structure
b) some guy's grave, or the graveyard it's self, ancient Indian burial ground, or a lake, mine/cave, dirt road or some other vaguely defined outdoor region
Either a factory or military base that that the locals are always strangely oblivious to which is always pouring toxic waste into the town's water supply...........
The gentle bear that the old mountain man owns....
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The local stray dog........
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The Creepy Homeless guy in the alley
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The rich popular preppy jerk
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the bully
There is the little girl all the ladies love.
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That one hooker who owns a lowrider pickup, & always stands with her hips cocked to one side like she's either trying to find that invisible fencepost, or is trying to gesture towards something with her hips......
That weird lady down the street had a baby.
http://youtu.be/g-MGYwfBVQA (http://youtu.be/g-MGYwfBVQA)
The mean old man that yells at kids- "Little bastards! Get out of my yard!"
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Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 10, 2020, 01:12:31 PM
There is the little girl all the ladies love.
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And the 2 little girls that bully her at school.
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The local music producer
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The police dispatcher
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EDIT: Oops! Forgot you covered: The local undertaker... at the very beginning! :bouncegiggle:
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the creeper!
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Amelia runs a doll shop in town.
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the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.
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Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.
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Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 20, 2020, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.
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Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
No. He's just drunk. Walks into jail when he gets too drunk. The town crazy would be the guy with lotsa
guns. I reckon you never know. Maybe someday they will need them to hold off a swat team.
This is the guy in town that has all the guns.
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And this is the gal that has all the knives.
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Local drunk redneck
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that weird girl at school
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That weird boy at school
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