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Title: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 02:46:19 PM
If you were to make a perfect bad Movie town, who would live there? 


To start off... 


(https://i.imgur.com/B71DtWH.jpg)
This is your town undertaker

(https://i.imgur.com/1TuqDlG.jpg)
This is the guy who sells icecream to the kids

(https://i.imgur.com/Av4OEQx.jpg)
This is the Janitor

(https://i.imgur.com/ZJBLKI5.jpg)
This guy goes around town doing odd jobs

(https://i.imgur.com/eC5w5Lh.png)
This guy has a rock band (it's not very good)

(https://i.imgur.com/JGAlCAl.jpg)
This guy is the richest man in town








(https://i.imgur.com/gcXC5ov.jpg)
Is the Evil Midget (you can't tell me your perfect bad movie town doesn't have an evil midget)


So come on, now.  Who else lives here?  What do they bring to the community?
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 02:50:55 PM
Got to have farmers, I reckon!  :drink:

(https://i.imgur.com/g99afFR.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)



Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: zombie no.one on April 07, 2020, 03:53:04 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5wdmSL2-Ock/hqdefault.jpg)
the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 04:29:06 PM
Quote from: zombie no.one on April 07, 2020, 03:53:04 PM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5wdmSL2-Ock/hqdefault.jpg)
the weird old guy who cryptically warns all visitors and outsiders of their impending doom

^  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

The missing girl on the milk carton. ( From Jean Rollins CAGED VIRGINS.)

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!


(https://i.imgur.com/PLrJxsf.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Alex on April 07, 2020, 04:49:08 PM
Your local friendly librarian who will talk about her favourite author all winter long given half a chance.

(https://i.imgur.com/wtJt92F.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 07, 2020, 04:58:35 PM
Don't forget the man of the cloth. 

(https://abortionsforall.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/citylivingdead4.jpg?w=584)


Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 07, 2020, 05:23:18 PM
What about the local biker gang?

Are they going to be a bunch of denim vested shirtless clones on heavily butchered Harley Shovelheads who listen too much to some really bad Beach Boys/Credence Clearwater Revival fusion group,
OR
Are they going to be a bunch of teenage posers on really cheap dirtbikes who listen way to much to some Blondie/Southern Death Cult fusion group?

and

Are they going to end up causing the problem that makes the movie because they're jerks, or are they gonna do something more ambiguous to ensure the movie keeps going?

and

Are they all going to end up getting killed because, frankly, they deserved it,
Or
Are they going to come around to the good side & help the protagonist(s) battle the issue in question?

and

IF they come around to the good side will it be because:
a) It's an excuse for them to help people & do something violent at the same time
b) One of their own gets killed, thus prompting them to seek revenge
c) They catch a glimpse of the dough-boy protagonist doing something tough & brave, thus winning their respect
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Gabriel Knight on April 07, 2020, 05:46:22 PM
Your local detective, ready for you to thrill him.

(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/502a2a23e4b0ce22e4c42f9d/1506395361375-ZISOCBAO11DJS3FRSWUZ/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kLVJrqwh54hA8xOdu97Uuf9Zw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWQUxwkmyExglNqGp0IvTJZamWLI2zvYWH8K3-s_4yszcp2ryTI0HqTOaaUohrI8PIbYsnMIdVpxZBfyQxHt-PDJZkzMLiCwdT_BXTJ0LdJkwKMshLAGzx4R3EDFOm1kBS/NotCCap_00005.jpg)

The retail clerk, always prepared for anything. And I do mean anything.

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzYzYTE5NDgtYTYyMC00MWM0LTgxMjMtNzk4NzIwODY3NzFkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTg2OTc4Nzk@._V1_.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 06:08:33 PM
And of course every town needs some trouble making youths
(https://i.imgur.com/HbCZufH.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/BHDsFhk.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/mWOr366.jpg)

Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 07, 2020, 06:15:12 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 06:08:33 PM
And of course every town needs some trouble making youths
(https://i.imgur.com/HbCZufH.jpg?1)

(https://i.imgur.com/BHDsFhk.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/mWOr366.jpg)



I suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: VenomX73 on April 07, 2020, 07:50:09 PM
random neighbors...

(https://ilackfocus.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/b209cbfed2bfdf2ce6e4f1273494d536.png)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
QuoteI suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?

I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers. 
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 07, 2020, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on April 07, 2020, 08:08:52 PM
QuoteI suppose this would imply the aforementioned biker gang would lean towards the teenage posers, I assume?

I think this town is big enough for both troublesome teens and renegade bikers. 

Could lead to some confusion when we get to all the "ANDs" & "ORs" in the plot (or lack there of) but I'll go with it!
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 08:38:50 PM

And of course the kindly country doctor!

(https://i.imgur.com/rxi2VSv.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: VenomX73 on April 07, 2020, 09:27:34 PM
the ice cream store up the street...

(http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0259/2525/products/TheStuffPoster_1024x1024.jpg?v=1439150745)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 07, 2020, 09:45:57 PM
The village idiot!

(https://i.imgur.com/HXqkLy3.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: zombie no.one on April 08, 2020, 03:16:55 AM
(https://schadenfreudepony.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/picture11.png)
Mindy - the cutest girl in town, but she only ever dates the numbskull jocks that treat her mean.

so unfair  :bluesad:
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 10:02:09 AM
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...

(https://i.imgur.com/OLO4Pba.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 08, 2020, 10:07:23 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 10:02:09 AM
Metropolis has Superman, Gotham has Batman.
This podunk town has this guy...

(https://i.imgur.com/OLO4Pba.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

PERFECT!!!!!! :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:

http://youtu.be/PkUcqNnotLQ (http://youtu.be/PkUcqNnotLQ)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 08, 2020, 01:34:40 PM
The local extermiantor
(https://i.imgur.com/yovj2D9.jpg)'


The electrician
(https://i.imgur.com/sFDaZiP.jpg)

And the town dentist
(https://i.imgur.com/5xAn9qk.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: VenomX73 on April 08, 2020, 06:36:28 PM
the local bellhop

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SlightHilariousAmphibian-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 07:18:06 PM
..and the motel  owner where said bellhop works...

(https://i.imgur.com/pYHECMM.png) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 08, 2020, 07:52:16 PM
Isn't that motel down by the swamp... near that creepy old house where the rich guy lives with his family?   :question: 

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/b8/14/48b814a393d4cc155076e3775779e4fb.jpg)

(https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/2930d72/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2532x3200+0+0/resize/840x1062!/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F68%2F15%2F61b6a90c4e8daa371089b1c3f06a%2Fla-et-addams-family-feature-03.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: zelmo73 on April 08, 2020, 09:29:28 PM
Every small town needs a local mailman.


(https://www.cemeterydance.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/little01large.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 08, 2020, 10:53:21 PM
The girl on the school bus no one want's to sit next to.

(https://i.imgur.com/dIE9m78.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 08, 2020, 11:20:25 PM
Some amusing old legend involving:
a) An old house, church mausoleum or other building or structure
b) some guy's grave, or the graveyard it's self, ancient Indian burial ground, or a lake, mine/cave, dirt road or some other vaguely defined outdoor region
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 08, 2020, 11:25:56 PM
Either a factory or military base that that the locals are always strangely oblivious to which is always pouring toxic waste into the town's water supply...........
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 09, 2020, 12:49:38 AM
The gentle bear that the old mountain man owns....

(https://i.imgur.com/uixOrqf.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: VenomX73 on April 09, 2020, 08:49:28 AM
The local stray dog........

(http://popshifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cujo1.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 10, 2020, 12:51:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/fc4Fgtl.jpg?1)
The Creepy Homeless guy in the alley

(https://i.imgur.com/78kSjF9.jpg)
The rich popular preppy jerk

(https://i.imgur.com/AZnVGlh.jpg)
the bully
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 10, 2020, 01:12:31 PM
There is the little girl all the ladies love. 

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8f2cf0affe3c9dd1a43b99a1328d16c5/tenor.gif?itemid=4857860)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 10, 2020, 01:15:07 PM
That one hooker who owns a lowrider pickup, & always stands with her hips cocked to one side like she's either trying to find that invisible fencepost, or is trying to gesture towards something with her hips......
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 10, 2020, 09:31:39 PM
That weird lady down the street had a baby. 

http://youtu.be/g-MGYwfBVQA (http://youtu.be/g-MGYwfBVQA) 

Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 11, 2020, 11:16:41 AM
The mean old man that yells at kids- "Little bastards! Get out of my yard!"

(https://i.imgur.com/3F1tGhV.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: zelmo73 on April 13, 2020, 01:14:58 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 10, 2020, 01:12:31 PM
There is the little girl all the ladies love. 

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8f2cf0affe3c9dd1a43b99a1328d16c5/tenor.gif?itemid=4857860)


And the 2 little girls that bully her at school.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-woO2zxzxdQ4/UlTJO-rYtoI/AAAAAAAAAuo/6KEt7Tu_9iI/s1600/The+Shining.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 14, 2020, 12:18:07 PM
The local music producer
(https://i.imgur.com/5YruaWC.jpg)



The police dispatcher
(https://i.imgur.com/nEVdLPU.jpg)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 18, 2020, 08:37:18 PM
EDIT:  Oops!  Forgot you covered: The local undertaker... at the very beginning!  :bouncegiggle:

(https://www.wickedhorror.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Don-Calfa-1024x554.png)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 19, 2020, 12:33:44 AM
the creeper!

(https://i.imgur.com/XoLmcW7.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 19, 2020, 01:29:56 AM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/0568ad32f1f2540154a1269b090e4b20/tumblr_n524kre8BQ1qjxgmho1_250.gifv) (https://66.media.tumblr.com/754b26e839192c94da9d607c50408501/tumblr_n524kre8BQ1qjxgmho6_250.gifv)

Amelia runs a doll shop in town.  

(https://i.gifer.com/8h2W.gif)  
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.

(https://i.imgur.com/cWo1NCg.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: LilCerberus on April 20, 2020, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.

(https://i.imgur.com/cWo1NCg.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 03:50:55 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 20, 2020, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.

(https://i.imgur.com/cWo1NCg.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)

Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
No. He's just drunk. Walks into jail when he gets too drunk. The town crazy would be the guy with lotsa
guns. I reckon you never know. Maybe someday they will need them to hold off a swat team.
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on April 23, 2020, 06:46:32 PM
This is the guy in town that has all the guns. 

(https://i.imgur.com/9pDAlBn.png?1)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: Allhallowsday on April 23, 2020, 11:01:05 PM
And this is the gal that has all the knives.  

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVgZWT6LnUCepTq/giphy.gif)  

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_G4JJFkF_oA/UP5MGZQ-RQI/AAAAAAAAEFw/ht62F94Ex1U/s1600/Piper+Laurie+dans+Carrie05.gif)  

(https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVECmCtxdOZpxks/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: In the perfect Bad Movie Town....
Post by: chainsaw midget on May 05, 2020, 11:03:29 PM
Local drunk redneck

(https://i.imgur.com/cAu4b85.jpg)



that weird girl at school
(https://i.imgur.com/jNl6IDc.jpg)


That weird boy at school
(https://i.imgur.com/ZkSDyob.gif)