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My name is Henry and I am funky.
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M, 28, married but not for long, seeks F for casual marriage, birthing male heir. I promise, you'll lose your head over me!
Why yes, I did get married to the window next door. Why do you ask?
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 27, 2020, 03:35:31 PM
Why yes, I did get married to the window next door. Why do you ask?
Good for you, Chainsaw Midget. "Window" makes the joke even funnier than if you had used "Widow" from the song "Henry VIII, I Am."
Man, dig these shoulder pads! I'm gonna go flatten an offensive lineman!
"Check out my codpiece, BAY-BEE!!"