Move over Florida Man, Kentucky Man is stepping up (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/shrooms-with-jesus-783062) to the plate.
QuoteAfter breaking into a Kentucky home, a naked man explained to police that he had "used mushrooms with Jesus and that they were playing a virtual reality video game together" before his apprehension, police say.
While en route to a 911 call about a "male subject running down the roadway completely nude and hitting passing vehicles with his hands," cops early today got a second call about a residential burglary in progress in the same Owensboro neighborhood.
Upon arriving at the home around 1:30 AM, officers encountered John Stefanopoulos "standing in the residence." The 41-year-old Stefanopoulos--who does not live in the property--was "completely nude and had a substantial amount of blood and mud on his body."
When Stefanopoulos rushed cops after ignoring orders to get on the ground, he was tasered and handcuffed following a brief struggle.
I'm wondering if Jesus looked like this?
(https://consequenceofsound.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/Jesus-Quintana.jpg)