I dunno- maybe " I told you I was sick".
Or maybe " Plant watermelon on my grave- so the juice will trickle through."
Pepperoni! ;)
"Move your feet!"
How about " More people will visit me when I'm dead than I was alive!"
I second pizza toppings!
..No, seriously. I WILL have that on my tombstone.
Another good one, though, would simply be "Oops."
Or maybe "Get the hell off me!!!".
Others:
"I saw what you did."
"I always hated you."
"I f***ed your wife."
"Take a picture; it'll last longer."
"Come on in! There's plenty room."
He was a good son.
"In the Past, the Future."
"I'm not here, this is only my shell;
To seek my place, find heaven, not hell."
worse things have happened to better people
When I'm buried they should have my ass sticking out of the ground so my friends have a place to park their bikes!
When they visit my grave, ya know?
" Is a fat girl sitting on my face or am I dead?"
I want my tombstone to be shaped like this...
(https://sep.yimg.com/ay/thomasdalecompany/artina-pewter-meisterwerke-stein-32oz-1.gif)
I Shouldn't Have Challenged God To A Duel
I'm not really here.
If You Hurry I Know Where You Can Buy A House
I Don't See Any Pearly Gates.... Oh.
You Checked My Pulse, Right?
Hey, Ladies, My Husband Is Single
Worms Make Bad Roommates
I Ran With Scissors
Your Grandma Said To Tell You Hi
See You Later Tonight.....
So THAT'S What That Red Button Did!
I'm Giving Dead Celebrities Wedgies
"well, THAT didn't work"
"... The End?"
"There be a a dead person here. Leave him alone."
I'd rather have a drink in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
"Can I Come Up Yet? Are We Still Playing Hide And Seek? Hello? Guys?"
This is Trump's fault!
Quote from: pacman000 on October 03, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Pepperoni! ;)
I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.
I plan to be cremated and not have one.
Nobody really gives a damn about me now, I highly doubt anyone will after I die.
(https://i.imgur.com/CkLdjqP.png) (https://lunapic.com)
"He's dead. Start digging if you don't believe it."
Piledriver.
(Get it? Get it?)
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on October 31, 2020, 01:48:22 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on October 03, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Pepperoni! ;)
I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.
BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.
Quote from: ER on May 27, 2022, 12:03:00 PM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on October 31, 2020, 01:48:22 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on October 03, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Pepperoni! ;)
I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.
BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.
I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.
Quote from: Alex on May 27, 2022, 12:05:03 PM
Quote from: ER on May 27, 2022, 12:03:00 PM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on October 31, 2020, 01:48:22 PM
Quote from: pacman000 on October 03, 2020, 11:21:15 PM
Pepperoni! ;)
I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.
BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.
I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.
Well, darn.
All I want is to enter my House justified.
Yes, that is a movie quote.
Another: why are you standing here at my grave? If you want to remember me, go see a movie. :smile:
John Belushi has a cool tombstone.
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.
Quote from: ER on May 29, 2022, 10:34:02 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.
Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.
Quote from: Alex on May 29, 2022, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: ER on May 29, 2022, 10:34:02 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.
Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.
Excellent! I love that show. Hopefully not a "very" special episode though. Did they have those awful things in Scotland?
Quote from: ER on May 29, 2022, 11:21:06 AM
Quote from: Alex on May 29, 2022, 11:03:43 AM
Quote from: ER on May 29, 2022, 10:34:02 AM
Kinda cool to have a tombstone that randomly played the theme to Midsomer Murders.
Celebrating its 25th anniversary soon with a special episode.
Excellent! I love that show. Hopefully not a "very" special episode though. Did they have those awful things in Scotland?
After a bit of googling, I'd have to say no. It is just John Nettles is going to return.