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Hey buddy why the f**k are you firing at my crotch?! Come on man, Stormtooper armor's not that strong!
The stormtrooper hadn't been circumcised, so he hired a licensed midget stormtrooper to do the procedure.
How am I going to explain the holes in my armor down there? Geez holes in the chest plates I can understand but ones over the crotch....