Got any good "bad" titles? here's a list I came up with
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"Phffft!"
"SSSSSSS!"
"Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies"
"Avenging Disco Godfather"
"Attack of the Killer Refridgerator"
"The Astounding She-monster"
"Assault of the Killer Bimbos"
"Auntie Lee's Meat Pies"
"Barn of the Naked Dead"
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
"Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death"
Cars that Eat People"
"Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things"
"It's Dead - let's touch it!"
"Chopping Mall"
"Gas-s-s-s"
"I Dismember Mama"
"I eat your Skin"
"Geek Maggot Bingo"
"I was a Zombie for the F.B.I."
"Lobster Man from Mars"
"The Rats are coming! There Werewolves are here!"
"Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-rama"
"Eegah!"
"The Weasil that dripped blood"
"I spit on your grave"
Thou Shalt not kill...except"
"Oh Dad, Poor Dad (Momma's Hung you in the closet and I'm feeling so sad)"
And if anyone gets bored I have a humerous list of "how to survive a horror movie" - this is a well known list but it's funny.
http://www.geocities.com/smvgrey/horror.html
You've forgotten
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D
Murdercycle
I'll think of more...
Some other funny ones are:
Gay n****rs From Outer Space
I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
::Private Joker ducks in case anyone thinks he's racist for finding the first title funny, which he's not racist, because it 's REALLY THE TITLE OF A MOVIE (well, a short movie, but still a title.), and he has a flexible sense of humor like the rest of the people on here hopefully::
Some of the titles that Troma has picked up have great titles, among them:
Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town
Rabid Grannies (Tagline: They love their grandchildren... well done)
Killer Condom (Tagline: The rubber that rubs you out)
Surf Nazis Must Die
A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell
I have 'Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town' on DVD and I'm currently saving up to get 'Rabid Grannies' and 'Killer Condom'.
BOOM!
RAT PFINK AND BOO BOO
GINGER SNAPS [I know some people out there loved this movie, but it's one of the dumbest titles I've seen in years.]
Cannibal! The Musical
The Legend Of n****r Charlie-What the HELL were they thinking?! This has to be one of the stuidest titles I've ever heard.
Blackenstein-Ditto!
Oh, and Blacula.
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
The Killer Shrews
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
Pootie Tang
Amzon Women In The Avacado Jungle Of Death
Ed and His Dead Mother
Bloodsucking Freaks
The Corpse Grinders
Earth Dies Screaming
Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs
I always thought a double feature showing "It's Dead, let's touch it!" and "Children shouldn't play with dead things" would be funny. Just to see those two titles on the marquee. ;-)
Killdozer
Revenge of the radioactive reporter (a rare canadian flick I just happen to own)
-Dan
Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space
Ganjasaurus Rex
Deadhead Miles
The Life and Times of Chocolate Killer
From Hollywood to Deadwood
Bacon Head
Who's Killing the Great Chefs of Europe
Three of my favorites:
"It's Alive 2: It Lives Again"
"I Woke Up Early the Day I Died"
"Oversexed Ruggsuckers From Mars"
-mr. henry
Wasn't there a so called sequel to "I Eat Your Skin" called "I Drink Your Blood," or was that the alternative title to "I Eat Your Skin?"
Otherwise, the only hilarious title I can think of off the top of my head is the one for the 1950's film about the alien possessed television set "Twonky."
I'll go through my collection of books about film and see if I can come up with anymore titles that haven't been mentioned. Enjoy!
Tammy And The T-Rex
From BoyScoutKevin: Wasn't there a so called sequel to "I Eat Your Skin" called "I Drink Your Blood," or was that the alternative title to "I Eat Your Skin?"
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They were two seperate movies placed on a double bill together. IEYS is a zombie movie, IDYB is a killer rabid hippie movie. Both are reviewed at the BAD Movie Report.
"I Eat Your Skin" review: http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/eatskin.html
"I Drink Your Blood" review: http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/drinkblood.html
And the horror meister giggles and dances a little jig.
Thank-you, Cullen. I knew there was some sort of connection between the two films, I just couldn't think what it was.
A good film title should tell you something about the film from the title alone. I defy anyone to tell me what these films are about just from the title.
Scudda Hay! Scudda Hoo!
Zotz
Flesh Eating Mothers
The Suckling
The Pink Chiquitas
The Sex Monster
Woo
The Incredible 2 Headed Transplant (shown on American Movie Classics)!
Neon Maniacs
The Living Dead Girl
Humongous
Monster-a-Go-Go
Teenagers from Outer Space
Teenage Strangler
The Head That Wouldn't Die
Mars Needs Women
Werewolf of Washington