If you could wield the power of the Force, what would be one funny thing you'd do?
I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over. :smile: :thumbup:
ADHD
I once came up with a comedy sketch called Lawn Jedis about feuding neighbors who discover the force...
Maybe I'd use my light saber to prune the hedges...
Maybe I'd go downtown & use that super speed thing to play keep away with the muggers...
Quote from: Ash on January 16, 2021, 09:19:07 PM
I would Force Push an entire herd of cattle over. :smile: :thumbup:
Why would you risk hurting animals? :bluesad:
Force Push an entire herd of Klan members over and you'd be a hero :smile:
Cause snakes to levitate through the room during the next boring faculty meeting . . .
Make the pants on people who p**s me off at work fall down.
Lift heavy boxes with ease, but that's not funny.
I'd buy a motorcycle that doesn't work, then go where the bad boys go & drag race it until I had enough money to buy a bike that does work!
I'd even use the force to make the engine sputter & cough so nobody would know I'm sittin' on a piece of junk that don't even run!
Make cheap special FX. "Need a flying spaceship? Sure, we can do that!"
Audience: That matte painting looks fake.
Me: (Waves hand) It looks perfectly real.
Audience: It looks perfectly real...