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Title: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 03, 2021, 11:44:03 AM
I don't think I would. Too many weird people I don't know. I would if I was 23 years old, but I'm pushing 59.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: ER on March 03, 2021, 11:51:49 AM
I've only been on one ("only" ha) and it was back in 2005 with my college roommate. I had a good time but I've never felt drawn to take another. Now if it was free....? Maybe.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Alex on March 03, 2021, 12:41:25 PM
Right now, no. In more normal times, sure.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: claws on March 03, 2021, 02:31:44 PM
We once took an eight day cruise from Italy to France, Spain and Portugal and the time on the ship was kind of boring.
The cool people hung out at the designated smoking section, so we joined. There really wasn't much other to do than to get drunk which wasn't my thing. We did a couple of 3:00 AM smoke-meetings - those were the best moments on the entire trip.
I doubt I would ever go on a cruise again. I'd be more interested in taking a trip with the Trans-Siberian Express.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: pacman000 on March 03, 2021, 02:34:33 PM
I I had the time, sure. Free is free, & I've not been on one before.

Chances are I won't have the time tho.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: The Burgomaster on March 03, 2021, 04:17:04 PM
My wife and I took a 9 day Caribbean cruise in 2019. It was great. I would definitely do it again. Stopping at the various islands was nice, but I enjoyed just being on the ship cruising. I got the unlimited drink package and definitely got my money's worth out of it. There was so much to do on the ship you couldn't possibly do all of it. Saw a few shows, gambled in the casino (and hit about $700 on a slot machine by accident . . . I was literally just killing time waiting for my wife and BANG!), went to several bars on the ship (jazz bar, piano bar, karaoke bar, English pub, bionic bar - which had a robot that mixed your drinks, and a couple others), great food, trivia contests, all you can eat soft-serve ice cream machine . . . damn it was fun.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Leah on March 03, 2021, 06:58:43 PM
Before Covid I wouldn't because being on a ship for days doesn't suit me
After Covid I won't because being on a ship for days doesn't suit me.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: claws on March 03, 2021, 08:53:33 PM
Quote from: El Misfit on March 03, 2021, 06:58:43 PM
Before Covid I wouldn't because being on a ship for days doesn't suit me
After Covid I won't because being on a ship for days doesn't suit me.

Basically. When I go on vacation I like to explore. Taking a cruise is like being trapped in a resort. That's why it got boring for us.
As a means of travel, it's not the best way to see stuff.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Trevor on March 04, 2021, 05:05:36 AM
If I go on a cruise, everyone will be saying "You're going to need a bigger boat."  :wink: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: indianasmith on March 04, 2021, 07:19:32 AM
No, Trev, they'd be saying: "This boat's gonna need a bigger toilet!"   :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

My wife has wanted a cruise for years; now that we're both about to get the vaccine, I'd jump on the opportunity.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Trevor on March 04, 2021, 11:26:42 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 04, 2021, 07:19:32 AM
No, Trev, they'd be saying: "This boat's gonna need a bigger toilet!"   :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Thanks I needed that.  :thumbup: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2021, 01:14:39 PM
Why would I want to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with people I want to kill at first sight? At least punch them in the face.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 04, 2021, 01:59:27 PM
I went on one. I helped babysit my niece and nephew in exchange for my mother and sister covering my room.

The very first time you walk around the ship you basically see everything you're going to see for the next however long it is. The food was awesome thuogh
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2021, 02:09:45 PM
I mostly eat cereal and sandwhiches lately. I drink a lot of booze as well, so sailing across the the 7 seas in a floating bar would likely kill me.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Trevor on March 04, 2021, 02:10:38 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2021, 01:14:39 PM
Why would I want to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with people I want to kill at first sight? At least punch them in the face.

:bouncegiggle:

Ronny, I think things would be very different if we were all on that cruise together. Every night, bad movie night.  :smile: :thumbup:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 04, 2021, 02:13:17 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 04, 2021, 02:10:38 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 04, 2021, 01:14:39 PM
Why would I want to be stranded in the middle of the ocean with people I want to kill at first sight? At least punch them in the face.

:bouncegiggle:

Ronny, I think things would be very different if we were all on that cruise together. Every night, bad movie night.  :smile: :thumbup:

Well, that's different! I'd still be drunk every day, but I wouldn't want to punch people!  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: ER on March 04, 2021, 02:51:20 PM
A man I knew in Austin took several cruises with his family, including one on the SS Norway when he was about five, and the captain was meeting and greeting families and when he met my friend, my friend, at age five, asked him: "Do you have a morgue on this ship?"

So the captain showed him a place where if anyone died, their bodies would be stored in refrigerated slots til they reached port.

Truest of true stories.

Same friend was later on a cruise with his family, he was thirteen, and he and his cousin got stoned and kept taking ashtrays and other small objects over to the rails and throwing them into the ocean and then freaking out about: "No other human hands will ever touch those things again.... THEY ARE LYING ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!!!!!!"

SAME FRIEND, different cruise when he was about sixteen. There were apparently people from a graduating high school class from Alabama on the ship, and he had sex with one of the girls, and her semi-boyfriend brought his friends and smacked my friend around, so he limped back to his brothers and cousin and tried to get them to go find the Alabama guys who beat him up, but his oldest brother said, "That was what you got for messing with someone's girlfriend, bro."

Mmm. He's lived a life, I'll tell you.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Ash on March 06, 2021, 04:54:38 PM
Nope.

My parents went on one and had a terrible time.  Way too crowded.  On top of that their room was broken into and some of my mother's jewelry and other items were stolen.

I don't want to be trapped in a giant floating hotel that I can't escape from. 
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 06:33:08 PM
Ash! My friend!  :thumbup:

Never seemed like a good idea. I can get drunk right here at home. Not among weird people I don't know.
I know what large bodies of water look like. I would feel trapped. And perhaps lash out at somebody and be arrested while screaming "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"

(https://i.imgur.com/XAkeZzi.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Ash on March 06, 2021, 09:01:10 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 06:33:08 PM
And perhaps lash out at somebody and be arrested while screaming "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"

I could picture you wearing a shirt that says that.   :drink:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 07, 2021, 02:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ash on March 06, 2021, 09:01:10 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 06, 2021, 06:33:08 PM
And perhaps lash out at somebody and be arrested while screaming "YOUR ONE OF THEM!"

I could picture you wearing a shirt that says that.   :drink:

I can barley picture myself even getting out of bed any more!

(https://i.imgur.com/flghShv.gif) (https://lunapic.com)

Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: Trevor on March 07, 2021, 03:20:03 PM
Quote from: Ash on March 06, 2021, 04:54:38 PM
Nope.

My parents went on one and had a terrible time.  Way too crowded.  On top of that their room was broken into and some of my mother's jewelry and other items were stolen.

I don't want to be trapped in a giant floating hotel that I can't escape from. 

Welcome, Ash  :cheers: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2021, 08:12:47 PM
I'm gonna spend buku bucks to get in a huge floating bar?
I can spend the amount for a 5th of whiskey and a 6-pack and float around a lake !
I'll still have money! Unlike the dumb f**k who just came home after spending too much money on a cruise!
I don't want to get broke to cruise around anywhere. I'm lucky I cruise up town. I'm 58, man.
Title: Re: Would You Take a Free Ocean Cruise?
Post by: bob on March 08, 2021, 10:49:23 PM
currently no

free ocean cruise when things get normal... sure