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What the hell did you do? Try to take a can of beer from sprite's cats? These scratches are really deep.
Sir, you're pregnant.
This is the second worst strip tease I've ever paid for.
Are you trying to scan me with a touch-tone phone?
Hold still while I scan your QR code.
Lemme' take a picture of it; Maybe someone on the web can tell me what it is....