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Title: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: Ted C on May 31, 2021, 09:09:11 PM
This has all the badness you would expect. It looks very much like something that must have originally been made for Syfy. Monsters that keep getting bigger, keystone boss, one fairly recognizable actor (Ethan Phillips) among a cast of unknowns.

Standard low-budget CGI, too. The final spider keeps changing size from shot to shot.

I did rather like how an 8th grade science teacher (with a masters in biology) finds the solution.

As cheesy movies go, this was a processed cheese product. Nothing exciting, but not too stinky to consume.
Title: Re: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: zombie no.one on June 01, 2021, 06:59:17 AM
is that the formula now then... Animal + Weather Phenomenon = Movie? this and SHARKNADO..

can I claim LIZARDRIZZLE?
Title: Re: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: Dr. Whom on June 02, 2021, 12:53:20 AM
Quote from: zombie no.one on June 01, 2021, 06:59:17 AM
is that the formula now then... Animal + Weather Phenomenon = Movie? this and SHARKNADO..

can I claim LIZARDRIZZLE?

That one has to be set in Ireland. Reptiles taking revenge on Saint Patrick in bad weather.
Title: Re: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: KaseyBear on July 02, 2021, 07:48:49 AM
From SharkNado studio?
Asylym?
Title: Re: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: Alex on July 02, 2021, 08:36:43 AM
I tried watching one called Clownado the other night. Had to give up half way through.
Title: Re: Arachnoquake (2012)
Post by: RCMerchant on July 02, 2021, 10:26:31 AM
I have no desire to see any of this s**t.  :thumbdown:
I'd rather watch the commercials.
This intentional camp bulls**t fails on all levels.
It's not campy or funny. It's boring.